Evil Children's book!
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I am still getting used to a every 2 weeks pay system with my current set up of auto payments and money shifting from savings to checking and back. This month I am cutting things a little close.
Clovis the Devilbunny and the Very Bad Minion Who Wouldn't Obey, Even After Being Brought Back as a Zombie.
Think there's a market for it?
Jilli, insent.
Does Clovis rock in it?
If clovis rocks I think it could sell. Or maybe if the minion rocks. Yeah, the minion is all "I don't have to obey, I rock " and then he gets his ass smacked down.
Clovis the Devilbunny and the Very Bad Minion Who Wouldn't Obey, Even After Being Brought Back as a Zombie.
five, please.
eta: ok, that was greedy. one for the sprog. one to give away. one to keep in the library. one for ... ok. yeah. five.
Clovis the Devilbunny and the Very Bad Minion Who Wouldn't Obey, Even After Being Brought Back as a Zombie.
"...and then the minion said 'But I don't want to be a minion! I want to be a dancer!'
And Clovis the Devilbunny shot him in the face and had his remains thrown in the furnace.
'One way or another you will help me achieve world domination,' the Devilbunny said. 'Even if it's only by adding a few BTUs to the Doom Carrot for a few seconds.'
Then the Devilbunny looked to the rest of his horde. 'Any other complaints?' he asked.
One minion raised his hand. 'Lord Devilbunny,' he said 'What is a Doom Carrot?'
And the Devilbunny shot him in the face. As his Horde of Undeath threw the second minion's body in the furnace, the Devilbunny promised them 'After we raze all the human cities and establish a tyrannical bunny order across the face of the globe, I will make you cookies!'
And the Horde of Undeath said 'Yea!' and marched into the night intent on destroying all mankind."
Joe, the Doom Carrot was last year's plan.
And that's one of Joe's GOOD dreams.
Clovis the Devilbunny and the Very Bad Minion Who Wouldn't Obey, Even After Being Brought Back as a Zombie.
Yes! Now! Please?