Thanks, Ginger. That simplifies some of the stuff I've been looking at a great deal.
Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?
'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 03, 2008 7:00:19 am PST #2615 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 03, 2008 7:04:50 am PST #2616 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'd say gay chicken is like slash--only counts if the players are canonically straight.
Well, I suppose you could have participants sufficiently unappealing that people into their gender wouldn't want to kiss them either, but then it wouldn't so much be gay chicken as butt-ugly chicken.
Dana - Mar 03, 2008 7:09:52 am PST #2617 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
It's an exciting day in celebrity news!
Simon Cowell admits to using botox! Doesn't find Nicole Kidman fanciable!
Kid Rock pleads not guilty to Waffle House fight charge! Cites Johnny Cash!
Kathy A - Mar 03, 2008 7:11:39 am PST #2618 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
As a fat person/person-of-size/whatever you want to call me, I find this to be made of teh awesome! Now if only I could be so quick with the retort the next time something like that happens to me...
tommyrot - Mar 03, 2008 7:15:55 am PST #2619 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I find this to be made of teh awesome!
Hee! That's an awesome story!
sumi - Mar 03, 2008 7:22:30 am PST #2620 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Damn, it's awesome but also horrifying, you know?
megan walker - Mar 03, 2008 7:23:49 am PST #2621 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Great story! It's so great when people get to say the things that normally would end up being "what I wish I said".
Although as someone who doesn't generally tip at coffee places, I was struck by this:
she doesn't say a damn word, or leave a tip--she storms off...
I generally overtip cabdrivers, delivery people, and the like. Is it so abnormal not to feel the need to tip someone for getting me a coffee?
lisah - Mar 03, 2008 7:25:00 am PST #2622 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I always tip my coffee people! They get me coffee! And, as a former Dunkin Donuts employee, I know how much the tips are appreciated.
Steph L. - Mar 03, 2008 7:28:35 am PST #2623 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Kathy, I read that the other day, and I thought "I need to memorize that for the next time someone is an asshat to me in public." That's OUTSTANDING.
shrift - Mar 03, 2008 7:30:17 am PST #2624 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I never tip coffee people. I think this is because I order coffee-flavored coffee, and all the barista has to do is pour it, put a top on, and hand it over, so I really don't think that deserves more of my hard-earned monies.
I am eating tomato soup and grapes for lunch. I think I am going to be starving in about an hour.