I'd say gay chicken is like slash--only counts if the players are canonically straight.
OK, who can come up with the best sentence incorporating the terms "gay chicken" and "cock-block"?
Shh! I kinda wanna hear me talking right now!
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 03, 2008 6:52:49 am PST #2613 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ginger - Mar 03, 2008 6:59:14 am PST #2614 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
A brush is like a stamp, ita. Some are images and others are "brushes" in the sense that they make a different kind of stroke. You can, for example, "brush" a brick background.
§ ita § - Mar 03, 2008 7:00:19 am PST #2615 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Thanks, Ginger. That simplifies some of the stuff I've been looking at a great deal.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 03, 2008 7:04:50 am PST #2616 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'd say gay chicken is like slash--only counts if the players are canonically straight.
Well, I suppose you could have participants sufficiently unappealing that people into their gender wouldn't want to kiss them either, but then it wouldn't so much be gay chicken as butt-ugly chicken.
Dana - Mar 03, 2008 7:09:52 am PST #2617 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
It's an exciting day in celebrity news!
Simon Cowell admits to using botox! Doesn't find Nicole Kidman fanciable!
Kid Rock pleads not guilty to Waffle House fight charge! Cites Johnny Cash!
Kathy A - Mar 03, 2008 7:11:39 am PST #2618 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
As a fat person/person-of-size/whatever you want to call me, I find this to be made of teh awesome! Now if only I could be so quick with the retort the next time something like that happens to me...
tommyrot - Mar 03, 2008 7:15:55 am PST #2619 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I find this to be made of teh awesome!
Hee! That's an awesome story!
sumi - Mar 03, 2008 7:22:30 am PST #2620 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Damn, it's awesome but also horrifying, you know?
megan walker - Mar 03, 2008 7:23:49 am PST #2621 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Great story! It's so great when people get to say the things that normally would end up being "what I wish I said".
Although as someone who doesn't generally tip at coffee places, I was struck by this:
she doesn't say a damn word, or leave a tip--she storms off...
I generally overtip cabdrivers, delivery people, and the like. Is it so abnormal not to feel the need to tip someone for getting me a coffee?
lisah - Mar 03, 2008 7:25:00 am PST #2622 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I always tip my coffee people! They get me coffee! And, as a former Dunkin Donuts employee, I know how much the tips are appreciated.