This weekend I am grading 58 midterm exams and beginning to write my narrative report card comments. I'm hoping to carve out a little time to spend with ND before he leaves again, too.
Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
Wash ,'Bushwhacked'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Pix - Feb 29, 2008 8:17:54 am PST #2356 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Jesse - Feb 29, 2008 8:26:12 am PST #2357 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Since it's the weekend, you always need to check, of course, but the F will practically drop you off in the Marriott's lobby.
Awesome, thanks. You know I'm scared of Brooklyn! But the weekend changes actually mean I can take just the one train instead of two, so that's nice.
Allyson - Feb 29, 2008 8:27:38 am PST #2358 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I am currently filling in a mountain of insurance paperwork.
Kill me.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 29, 2008 8:32:14 am PST #2359 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Bought sushi for lunch. Forgot chopsticks. Then my Coke exploded.
After the latter two occurences I'd be leery of raw fish (or more than I already am).
As for this weekend, no definite plans, but I would like to get out to see a movie or two. The Brattle's showing a new print of LAST YEAR AT MARIENBAD, and I wouldn't mind experiencing that enigmatic mind-fuck again.
Allyson - Feb 29, 2008 8:35:46 am PST #2360 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
This paperwork makes no sense at all to me. I'm supposed to fill in a predrawn picture that looks nothing like the freeway. It assumes two cars in the crash. Am I vehicle A? There are five small lines to describe the accident "in detail."
I can't describe my front tire in detail in the space provided.
WTF?
tommyrot - Feb 29, 2008 8:37:57 am PST #2361 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #132
Where readers try to come up with the worst possible caption for New Yorker cartoons....
This one's good too: [link]
sarameg - Feb 29, 2008 8:40:25 am PST #2362 of 10001
Insurance paperwork is of the devil.
Can you call your agent?
Reminds me, next week I gotta cold call dentists to find another one. A difference of at least $1K is just not going to do.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 29, 2008 8:41:22 am PST #2363 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Tom, can you wear your pajamas to work over the weekend?
tommyrot - Feb 29, 2008 8:43:20 am PST #2364 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tom, can you wear your pajamas to work over the weekend?
Yes.
Sorry, sometimes I like to pretend I'm a different Tom....
Susan W. - Feb 29, 2008 8:43:21 am PST #2365 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
This one's good too:
Because I am sometimes evil, I will think of that next time my daughter forces me to watch Clifford the Big Red Dog.