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JZ - Feb 27, 2008 9:47:13 am PST #1903 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

It blows, sucks, and eats decaying donkey balls. The first time I saw it I didn't even recognize it as Word.

AAAAIGH! The woman in the cubicle across from mine just picked her ear with a hairpin. I don't think I can ever look her in the eye again, ever.

lisah - Feb 27, 2008 9:50:11 am PST #1904 of 10001

Punishingly Intricate

The woman in the cubicle across from mine just picked her ear with a hairpin

aieeeeeeeee

Kathy A - Feb 27, 2008 9:50:15 am PST #1905 of 10001

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Oh, and I finally got my 15th-anniversary gift from work this morning--a 45-piece set of stainless steel flatware (the only useful thing I saw in the catalog). The pattern isn't my favorite, but, hey, it's free!

It beats my old dwindling supply of flatware, which I got along with the plates which my dad bought for his apartment when he divorced Mom thirty years ago.

I really should think about replacing the plates next, but whenever I think about it and shop for patterns, nothing grabs my attention.

shrift - Feb 27, 2008 9:54:05 am PST #1906 of 10001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

you should make them t-shirts with this on them

They would totally wear them if I did, especially if I changed it to, "It's fuzzy puppy cuddle time, motherfuckers!"

hippocampus - Feb 27, 2008 9:55:44 am PST #1907 of 10001

not your mom's socks.

actually, I think I have inertia.

Jessica - Feb 27, 2008 9:55:48 am PST #1908 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What's wrong with you guys?

I just got sucked into a 20-minute long conversation which went something like:

Me & two other people: Our clients reallyreallyreally want X, which our competitors' websites have but ours doesn't. We should move implementing X to the top of the priority list.

Boss: But they don't really *need* Y, do they? Why do they want Y anyway? We need to figure out what their REAL needs are and do that.

M&2OP: Y was just a workaround because we couldn't do X. X is what we're asking for. Forget Y. We want X.

Boss: But they don't really *need* Y, do they? Why do they want Y anyway? We need to figure out what their REAL needs are and do that.

...and so on. Kill me now.

Frankenbuddha - Feb 27, 2008 9:58:12 am PST #1909 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

actually, I think I have inertia.

Are you bedazzled?

juliana - Feb 27, 2008 9:59:54 am PST #1910 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

They would totally wear them if I did, especially if I changed it to, "It's fuzzy puppy cuddle time, motherfuckers!"

plans to get EVERYONE IN THE WORLD to wear these.

§ ita § - Feb 27, 2008 10:01:14 am PST #1911 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

First stop, Jessica's to kill people. Second stop, msbelle's to get food.

hippocampus - Feb 27, 2008 10:03:26 am PST #1912 of 10001

not your mom's socks.

Are you bedazzled?

no, I don't think so. but I don't feel like getting up to check.

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