You people? Unhelpful.
I thought baseball tix were a great idea! In being fun, relatively inexpensive, and keeping with the theme.
I was also going to suggest pocket Constitution but sarameg beat me to the punch.
And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? 'Cause I've fought more than a couple pimply, overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lisah - Feb 26, 2008 9:59:38 am PST #1715 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
shrift - Feb 26, 2008 10:05:55 am PST #1716 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I love my pocket Constitution.
Kathy A - Feb 26, 2008 10:09:08 am PST #1717 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I love my pocket Constitution.
More than Bush/Cheney do, that's for sure!
sumi - Feb 26, 2008 10:12:26 am PST #1718 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
I think that Bush/Cheney have the abridged version.
Allyson - Feb 26, 2008 10:14:16 am PST #1719 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm too poor for baseball tix! So, so poor.
Ginger - Feb 26, 2008 10:19:50 am PST #1720 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
A pocket Constitution and a slice of apple pie? An ear of corn, a squash and a cigarette?
lori - Feb 26, 2008 10:21:51 am PST #1721 of 10001
Boots for Jesse: [link]
Allyson - Feb 26, 2008 10:24:06 am PST #1722 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Ima go with a pocket constitution. We're going to have apple pie at the party.
beekaytee - Feb 26, 2008 10:27:23 am PST #1723 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
think that Bush/Cheney have the abridged version.
You beat me to my suggestion of a pocket Constitution with a boot print on it. Or perhaps singe marks around the edges.
Cynicism is out of place in this lovely celebration, I know...but...
sarameg - Feb 26, 2008 10:32:39 am PST #1724 of 10001
I think those boots cracked me up a little.
Of course, I might just be cracking today.
And I have to go get a crown and break up with my dentist in half an hour.