I think that Bush/Cheney have the abridged version.
Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.
'Serenity'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sumi - Feb 26, 2008 10:12:26 am PST #1718 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Allyson - Feb 26, 2008 10:14:16 am PST #1719 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm too poor for baseball tix! So, so poor.
Ginger - Feb 26, 2008 10:19:50 am PST #1720 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
A pocket Constitution and a slice of apple pie? An ear of corn, a squash and a cigarette?
lori - Feb 26, 2008 10:21:51 am PST #1721 of 10001
Boots for Jesse: [link]
Allyson - Feb 26, 2008 10:24:06 am PST #1722 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Ima go with a pocket constitution. We're going to have apple pie at the party.
beekaytee - Feb 26, 2008 10:27:23 am PST #1723 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
think that Bush/Cheney have the abridged version.
You beat me to my suggestion of a pocket Constitution with a boot print on it. Or perhaps singe marks around the edges.
Cynicism is out of place in this lovely celebration, I know...but...
sarameg - Feb 26, 2008 10:32:39 am PST #1724 of 10001
I think those boots cracked me up a little.
Of course, I might just be cracking today.
And I have to go get a crown and break up with my dentist in half an hour.
§ ita § - Feb 26, 2008 10:49:58 am PST #1725 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Those boots are ugly. Ugh.
Working from home today after a doctor's appointment. God, there's a lot to do.
erikaj - Feb 26, 2008 10:50:54 am PST #1726 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I second the Bodie Broadus Raisin emotions. I'd go with Idris, but you're not supposed to want to *lick* Walter Lee are you? Because I see Idris Elba and want to jump him...heroin or no heroin. And I *love* Bodie. I just don't mean porn. He's got loads of heart. If I ever really got a Lab he'd be Bodie. Unless that's contrapment, of course.
msbelle - Feb 26, 2008 10:53:37 am PST #1727 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am crashing so hard. This was not the day to start on the caffeine decline. YAWN!
AND it is only 4!??! I have a 5:30 mtg with a lawyer, I may fall asleep there on the subway.