I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

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Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Feb 26, 2008 5:45:09 am PST #1592 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have consumed coffee. It hasn't helped. I think I might be stuck at semi-sociopathic all day.


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2008 5:45:59 am PST #1593 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I need new boots. The soles are worn down and there's almost no tread.

I discovered this last night. I slipped and fell - not on ice, but some slippery snow. I fall down, go boom. Nothing broke though. Nothing important, anyway. I wasn't hurt, but I did land on top of my laptop bag, breaking the LCD display of my MacBook and producing nice pretty patterns of black liquid behind the glass of the display.

Feh. I blame the boots. Or myself for being too lazy to get new ones....

Psst, Tommy - big cat show in the Western 'burbs. Note the picture of the Devon!

Ooh - pretty Devon!


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2008 5:54:58 am PST #1594 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Philodendron scandens looks to be it. Thanks!

That CNN clip is...well, weak. No one should be giving those two attention, and certainly not an establishment like CNN.


lisah - Feb 26, 2008 5:58:51 am PST #1595 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

breaking the LCD display of my MacBook and producing nice pretty patterns of black liquid behind the glass of the display.

oh no!! Glad you are okay!

I'm still in pain from my fall a couple of weeks ago. Evidently I've got me what the laypeople call a bone bruise. ow! Actually it really causes me little inconvenience except I can't sleep on my right side and I've been brought to tears when I've bumped a particular spot (like I bumped into the arm of a chair at a restaurant the other night).

In other complaints, my neighbor has had a most annoying terrier in his house for the past few days. The thing has whined and barked in the highest pitch possible for hours at a time for the past two evenings and mornings. I need to call neighbor and find out what the deal is because it is driving me MAD. Please god don't let it be neighbor's new dog. I really hope he's only dogsitting...until today.


Vortex - Feb 26, 2008 6:04:53 am PST #1596 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I smacked the crap out of my thigh on the edge of a table Saturday night. By the end of yesterday, it had stopped hurting, I was happy. Woke up this morning, it hurt again. Because I slept on it like a dumbass.


msbelle - Feb 26, 2008 6:27:34 am PST #1597 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh noes - the grumpy is running rampant through our office. Everyone is being short with each other and stepping on toes. I am bumping up BK Wed to today.


lisah - Feb 26, 2008 6:35:23 am PST #1598 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

My co-worker won't stop tuneless humming!!! IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY!!! but he's so sweet I hesitated to say anything.

I'm plagued by noises this week.


Jesse - Feb 26, 2008 6:36:02 am PST #1599 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm trying really hard to avoid humming the Juno song, because I'm sure that would only sound tuneless.


lisah - Feb 26, 2008 6:37:12 am PST #1600 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I think he's doing that thing where he's listening to music with headphones and humming along without realizing it. He's done it before but it's really bad this morning.


sumi - Feb 26, 2008 6:52:08 am PST #1601 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Ferrum College in Virginia is on lockdown.