the web site is hideous
so wait, the sale is in honor of the freedom our troops bring us?
office plant
edit: (after scrolling down) nsfw! I love how you can't even google "spider plant" without finding porn.
Angel: I appreciate you guys looking out for Connor all summer. It's just—he's confused. He needs time. That's all. Fred: Right. Time, and some corporal punishment with a large heavy mallet. Not that I'm bitter.
'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Laga - Feb 25, 2008 2:44:12 pm PST #1555 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
amych - Feb 25, 2008 2:44:34 pm PST #1556 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Ever find exactly the product you want on the web but don't want to buy it because the web site is hideous?
All the time, but I'm a shameless snob about these things. That one had me making choking noises at the minty-green background even before the waving animated flag finished its inexcusably slow load.
§ ita § - Feb 25, 2008 2:50:17 pm PST #1557 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My god, there's porn on the spider plant search page #1. But that's not the plant, though it has the same magic powers. I'm thinking of one with broader and shorter leaves.
P.M. Marc - Feb 25, 2008 3:12:15 pm PST #1558 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I thought squinty mcstickperson was the worst part of Chicago. YSquintyMV
sarameg - Feb 25, 2008 3:13:02 pm PST #1559 of 10001
I am googling much safer things. As unlikely as it seems, two childhood best friends (second & the last, never concurrently and totally different paths) ended up in the medical profession (dentist, geriatric nurse) in Tyler, Texas.
So weird.
I also can't get over that C is a dentist. Last I saw him (admittedly, a very long time ago but damned he grew up gorgeous) I had no idea he was going that route. He'd just recovered from a notorious career in, um, manufacturing pharmaceuticals.
javachik - Feb 25, 2008 3:13:04 pm PST #1560 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
But similarly to Sophia, I like Dianne Weist because she looks like my friend's mom.
I love Weist, and have since "Hannah and Her Sisters".
And though I find Zellweger to be very squinty, I've liked some of her performances a great deal.
flea - Feb 25, 2008 3:18:52 pm PST #1561 of 10001
information libertarian
I think I've only seen La Zellweger in that Tom Cruise Show Me The Money movie, with Awful Toothy Tom Cruise and that Annoying Precocious Kid and her being a spineless You Had Me At Hello idiot. So aside from the squint, I can't like her on any actual merits. To me, she's a simperer.
Jessica - Feb 25, 2008 3:34:09 pm PST #1562 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I thought squinty mcstickperson was the worst part of Chicago.
Plei is me, only for "Chicago" substitute "everything I've ever seen her in."
Everything about her is like fingernails on a blackboard to me. Poison fingernails. On an evil blackboard. From Hell.
DavidS - Feb 25, 2008 3:36:44 pm PST #1563 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I like Renee. Quit bagging on her all you squintophobes!
JZ - Feb 25, 2008 3:39:45 pm PST #1564 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
::gathers up The Whole Wide World, Nurse Betty and Bridget Jones (both 1 and 2) into her arms, croons, "Don't listen to the blue-haired meanie, no matter how cool her hair is. I like you JUST THE WAY YOU ARE"::
::also gathers up Chicago and whispers, "Don't listen to the red-headed voluptuary either. She likes black licorice and Marmite, or maybe Vegemite. Obviously she's mad. Smoking hot, but mad."::