Um, well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough, and talked about boys.

Giles ,'Get It Done'


The Minearverse 6: Fiery Thread of Death

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath. Oh, and help us get Terriers dvds!


Kristen - Apr 12, 2008 12:39:37 pm PDT #465 of 4535

I don't know of any TV-centric websites like what you're describing. TVwriter.com is probably the closest though I don't know the site that well so I can't speak to its helpfulness or lack theerof.

If you had a site that focused "developing skills," I think that could be very useful and probably immensely popular. There's a lot of great information out there these days. A lot of successful TV writers have taken to blogging and even a site that was nothing more than a central location for that information would be great. (Like a Whedonesque for TV writing.) The "finding work" and database idea is a little tricker for several reasons.

First is the legal aspect. IIRC, a writer recently sued a judge from a screenwriting contest, claiming that said judge stole their spec idea and used it on his show. While that might be an extreme example, accusations of thievery among pre-pros on the internet are not uncommon. So logging onto a database, filled with endless specs, could open someone up to a shitstorm of liability. I suspect anyone who works in the industry would be leery of that.

Next is the quality issue. I'm not sure what you had been planning but, if it's a place where anyone can upload anything, quality will probably be all over the map. There are some great writers out there who haven't found their way in yet. But there are also some not so great ones. With a database like this, I would think that you'll have to wade through a lot of less than stellar specs to find that hidden treasure. I don't see many people having the time or inclination for that.

The last thing, and I hope this doesn't come out wrong, is the need question. Obviously, the need is there for anyone looking to break in. But I'm not sure the need is there on the side of industry folks. There are already so many more writers than jobs in this town. Like, you probably have better odds of winning in Vegas than Hollywood these days. John Rogers has a whole post about staffing for his new show, in which he refers to "the writer apocalypse" and he's not wrong. 210 submissions for four slots. I'm willing to bet it's even crazier on the bigger network shows. (Joss probably needed an entire room for all the submissions he got on Dollhouse.) So when you're already being deluged by scripts from writers that either have a great agent, a recommendation, previous experience or all three, are you going to be at all willing to go look for more stuff to read?

That's not to say that it's impossible to break in.* People are looking for new voices. But I doubt that finding your way in will ever be as easy as hitting an "upload" button. Hell, staying in isn't that easy. You really have to be willing to bang your head against the wall until you break something. The wall, your cranium, every bone in your body, whatever.

Now with all that said, the prevailing wisdom in this industry is that there's no prevailing wisdom. So take everything I just said with a grain of salt because it's entirely possible that I'm wrong.

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* Read John August on why there's really no such thing as "breaking in."


Kristen - Apr 12, 2008 12:42:01 pm PDT #466 of 4535

Hmmm. That was a lot longer that I intended it to be. I apologize.


Kevin - Apr 12, 2008 12:54:26 pm PDT #467 of 4535
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

Don't apologize! That was actually really, seriously useful. I had been debating the legal side of it myself, as every show Tim's done I've seen a bunch of people claim they invented the premise. I figured that would be an issue.

The quality issue and - most importantly - need issues are significant questions. I suppose the model I'm suggesting is more about removing the idea of submissions to, say, Joss on Dollhouse. Instead it'd reverse where they can go out looking for specific types of specs (or writers with specific prior skills), so they can control the process a bit more. The more I think about the idea, though, the more I think it wouldn't work. Although if currently it's a nightmare for show people, it does indicate it maybe doesn't work well as it is. Being able to develop a system to assess quality may also help. (E.g. somebody looks at an X-Files spec, realises it is absolutely terrible, marks it down).

I do like the idea of a site to just pool resources together for developing writing. Unfortunately, I suck at writing - I can't even write a fun shopping list - and so haven't enough clue on what to put on it.


Kristen - Apr 12, 2008 12:59:01 pm PDT #468 of 4535

Kevin, in the time between I posted my long ramble and now, I remembered something. Have you ever heard of TriggerStreet.com? If not, you might want to take a look at it.

While you wouldn't have Kevin Spacey's involvement, having a peer-to-peer review area for aspiring TV writers might be useful.


Kevin - Apr 12, 2008 1:54:54 pm PDT #469 of 4535
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

Have you ever heard of TriggerStreet.com?

Nope! Interesting. Bookmarked.


Invisible Green - Apr 12, 2008 3:01:55 pm PDT #470 of 4535

So Tim thinks "Pink Flamingos" should be episode four too? I agree!

I think Tim was referring to "Wound-Up Penguin" actually, though I don't know/remember why he'd call it episode four. But "Wound-Up Penguin" was the last one filmed. (The "12" isn't including the pilot.) Maybe at that point either FOX or Bryan, Tim, and/or Todd planned the order as Wax Lion, Karma Chameleon, Pink Flamingos, then Wound-Up Penguin, but Bryan, Todd, and/or Tim decided to swap 3 & 4? I really don't remember.


Kristen - Apr 12, 2008 3:13:44 pm PDT #471 of 4535

According to his post back then, this should've been the order:

The titles, in order (more or less, I'll explain that later)

Wax Lion
Karma Chameleon
Wound Up Penguin
Pink Flamingos
Crime Dog
Muffin Buffalo
Lovesick Ass
Safety Canary
Lying Pig
Cocktail Bunny
Totem Mole
Barrel Bear
Caged Bird


msbelle - Apr 18, 2008 10:11:04 am PDT #472 of 4535
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

crafts -

I started a baby sweater project. It is a one-skein project, but I fear my one skein may not be enough yarn.

I was almost done with one of the 2 front pieces when I realized I had made a mistake, so I unknitted (did not just rip out) 16 rows yesterday. I am now on the second front piece and hope to finish that piece this weekend. If I have enough yarn for the back it may just end up being a sleeveless cardigan.

It does not have an owner yet.


sumi - Apr 18, 2008 10:14:09 am PDT #473 of 4535
Art Crawl!!!

I have a one skein scarf project that I'm worried won't work out. (And this with the v. expensive baby alpaca yarn.) I really don't want to buy a second skein for a few inches of scarf. What to do. . . what to do. . .


msbelle - Apr 18, 2008 10:16:31 am PDT #474 of 4535
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

It is a quandry. Is your pattern from "one-skein wonders"?