My total favourite:
Aaron: So, I make love like a black man?
But that's just my point! You she obeys! She obeys you! There's obeying going on right under my nose!
Wash ,'War Stories'
The Minearverse 6: Fiery Thread of Death
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath. Oh, and help us get Terriers dvds!
§ ita § - Aug 25, 2010 12:39:00 pm PDT #2553 of 4535
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dana - Aug 25, 2010 12:41:08 pm PDT #2554 of 4535
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
And of course, my standbys:
Jaye: Are you the cow of PAIN?
Karen: Don't parse the blurb.
Daisy Jane - Aug 25, 2010 12:44:19 pm PDT #2555 of 4535
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Jaye: I couldn’t stand the thought of spending another day looking at those faces with their stupid little mouths constantly running and making all sorts of unreasonable demands on me. Mahandra: Are you sure you should be in a customer service industry?
§ ita § - Aug 25, 2010 12:44:27 pm PDT #2556 of 4535
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Brass Monkey: Because... you listen.
Polter-Cow - Aug 25, 2010 12:47:08 pm PDT #2557 of 4535
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Bianca: [stuttering] St-St...
Jaye: Stalking me?
Bianca: St-St...
Jaye: Stabbing me?
Bianca: St-st...
Jaye: Stealing my organs after you stab me?
Bianca: St-st...
Jaye: Stitching a skin suit out of my dead corpse after you stab me and steal my organs?
Daisy Jane - Aug 25, 2010 12:58:18 pm PDT #2558 of 4535
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Little girl: You're not supposed to steal!
Jaye: You're not supposed to talk to strangers! PISS OFF!
Topic!Cindy - Aug 25, 2010 1:07:18 pm PDT #2559 of 4535
What is even happening?
This morning on the MSNBC crawl, I'm pretty sure I read that Katie Finneran is expecting.
Polter-Cow - Aug 25, 2010 1:14:20 pm PDT #2560 of 4535
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Expecting what? That's it? Katie Finneran is expecting a million dollars? Or Katie Finneran is expecting her own spaceship? I mean what the f
Daisy Jane - Aug 25, 2010 1:18:43 pm PDT #2561 of 4535
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Aw, this made me well up a bit.
Sharon Tyler: [sees Jaye crying] What is wrong?
Jaye: I let him go. I had to let him go, but I didn't wanna let him go. I wanted to keep this one. Why can't I have nice things?
Sharon Tyler: Your little friend who likes the zoo?
Jaye: I know there's that whole clause about letting somebody go and what it means if they come back and blah, blah, blah. But I already told him not to come back, fairly definitively. But what I really wanted to tell him was not to go.
Sharon Tyler: Jaye, you are in love.
Jaye: Don't make fun of me.
Sharon Tyler: Do you love him?
Jaye: Yes.
Sharon Tyler: Is he gone?
Jaye: He's going.
Sharon Tyler: Is... he... gone? Is he?
tiggy - Aug 25, 2010 1:36:22 pm PDT #2562 of 4535
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
I still love:
Jaye: Stupid cow!
Sharon: Selfish bitch!