And this one

Jaye: Just try to get Aaron out.

Sharon: He's already out

Jaye: Bastard! He sang?

Sharon: No, you admitted to driving the car.

Jaye: Oohh, I sang...

Sharon: There are like six Law and Orders on the air now, how have you not seen one of them?

My total favourite:

Aaron: So, I make love like a black man?

And of course, my standbys:

Jaye: Are you the cow of PAIN?

Karen: Don't parse the blurb.

Jaye: I couldn’t stand the thought of spending another day looking at those faces with their stupid little mouths constantly running and making all sorts of unreasonable demands on me. Mahandra: Are you sure you should be in a customer service industry?

Brass Monkey: Because... you listen.

Bianca: [stuttering] St-St...
Jaye: Stalking me?
Bianca: St-St...
Jaye: Stabbing me?
Bianca: St-st...
Jaye: Stealing my organs after you stab me?
Bianca: St-st...
Jaye: Stitching a skin suit out of my dead corpse after you stab me and steal my organs?

Little girl: You're not supposed to steal!

Jaye: You're not supposed to talk to strangers! PISS OFF!

This morning on the MSNBC crawl, I'm pretty sure I read that Katie Finneran is expecting.

Expecting what? That's it? Katie Finneran is expecting a million dollars? Or Katie Finneran is expecting her own spaceship? I mean what the f

Aw, this made me well up a bit.

Sharon Tyler: [sees Jaye crying] What is wrong?

Jaye: I let him go. I had to let him go, but I didn't wanna let him go. I wanted to keep this one. Why can't I have nice things?

Sharon Tyler: Your little friend who likes the zoo?

Jaye: I know there's that whole clause about letting somebody go and what it means if they come back and blah, blah, blah. But I already told him not to come back, fairly definitively. But what I really wanted to tell him was not to go.

Sharon Tyler: Jaye, you are in love.

Jaye: Don't make fun of me.

Sharon Tyler: Do you love him?

Jaye: Yes.

Sharon Tyler: Is he gone?

Jaye: He's going.

Sharon Tyler: Is... he... gone? Is he?