I spilled Diet Coke all over myself
Scalding hot Diet Coke?
Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.
'Life of the Party'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Feb 12, 2008 9:05:48 am PST #9023 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
shrift - Feb 12, 2008 9:06:02 am PST #9024 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Outing myself as dummy: what is the root thing about? I see it, it seems funny, but I know not what it is.
Betsy: The building with the cookies is having a fire evacuation.
No cookie for me.
I went for a walk around the lagoon.
A walk is not a cookie.
I returned to the vending machine. They were out of Peanut M&Ms, so I got Plain. Then I went upstairs.
We don't have any unflavored fizzy water. We only have artificial berry-flavored.
My plans for the remainder of the afternoon: Sulk.
Allyson: So in third world speak, it'd be all:
I went out to get an egg this morning but some sort of beast ate my hen, so I had to suck on the same root I had yesterday.
Then I decided to walk to the watering hole to get a bucket of water to start boiling leaves for that friggin' whooping cough that won't let up, and tripped over my 8th youngest kid, who succumbed to the ebola.
It's just not my day.
bon bon: Did I tell you all about my rich neighbor who has a chicken and seven kids? She's really got it made. Me, I'm a spinster. I WISH I had some root and a husband. At least I have one leg to take me past my daily stoning.
Glamcookie - Feb 12, 2008 9:07:48 am PST #9025 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
HA! Glad I asked!
tommyrot - Feb 12, 2008 9:15:31 am PST #9026 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
shrift - Feb 12, 2008 9:16:33 am PST #9027 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Scalding hot Diet Coke?
Today is only extra-special crappy, not the ridonkulous craptacular craptastico that involves beautiful bean juice betrayal
tiggy - Feb 12, 2008 9:32:08 am PST #9028 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
amych - Feb 12, 2008 9:34:14 am PST #9029 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
ION, want!!
I was just at thinkgeek (yes, looking for good root jokes, but of the geek kind, not the husband-and-a- kind) and saw that one!
Emily - Feb 12, 2008 9:34:58 am PST #9030 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
what's everyone eating for lunch?
Granola bar, Harvest chips, and Mountain Dew. Ah, the life of a teacher. Envy me.
Glamcookie - Feb 12, 2008 9:37:40 am PST #9031 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Lunch: Chicken Caesar salad. Meh.
sarameg - Feb 12, 2008 9:40:43 am PST #9032 of 10001
For a brief moment I actually considered what peanut butter would taste like on my ham & cheese on chile cheesebread sandwich.
Peanut butter+ something not usually paired with it usually means I'm running a protein deficit. It's odd. Helpful, but odd.
Ice pellets outside.