Outing myself as dummy: what is the root thing about? I see it, it seems funny, but I know not what it is.
Betsy: The building with the cookies is having a fire evacuation.
No cookie for me.
I went for a walk around the lagoon.
A walk is not a cookie.
I returned to the vending machine. They were out of Peanut M&Ms, so I got Plain. Then I went upstairs.
We don't have any unflavored fizzy water. We only have artificial berry-flavored.
My plans for the remainder of the afternoon: Sulk.
Allyson: So in third world speak, it'd be all:
I went out to get an egg this morning but some sort of beast ate my hen, so I had to suck on the same root I had yesterday.
Then I decided to walk to the watering hole to get a bucket of water to start boiling leaves for that friggin' whooping cough that won't let up, and tripped over my 8th youngest kid, who succumbed to the ebola.
It's just not my day.
bon bon: Did I tell you all about my rich neighbor who has a chicken and seven kids? She's really got it made. Me, I'm a spinster. I WISH I had some root and a husband. At least I have one leg to take me past my daily stoning.
Scientist Valentines Day cards: [link]
Funny and/or groan-worthy, depending....
Scalding hot Diet Coke?
Today is only extra-special crappy, not the ridonkulous craptacular craptastico that involves beautiful bean juice betrayal
I went with the chili in case anyone was on the edge of their seats.
ION, want!!
ION, want!!
I was just at thinkgeek (yes, looking for good root jokes, but of the geek kind, not the husband-and-a- kind) and saw that one!
what's everyone eating for lunch?
Granola bar, Harvest chips, and Mountain Dew. Ah, the life of a teacher. Envy me.
Lunch: Chicken Caesar salad. Meh.
For a brief moment I actually considered what peanut butter would taste like on my ham & cheese on chile cheesebread sandwich.
Peanut butter+ something not usually paired with it usually means I'm running a protein deficit. It's odd. Helpful, but odd.
Ice pellets outside.
Lunch: chicken Kiev with carrots and mixed veggies (I decided in favor of two veggie side dishes instead of carrots and the au gratin potatoes--go me!).
I also managed to eat breakfast this morning (a raisin bagel) instead of skipping it entirely, so I wasn't as hungry by lunchtime as I usually am.
