Aw, Frank! Here, to cheer you up, the funniest thing I've seen on the internet for ages: How To Recognize a Bad Idea
I picked this one more or less at random, but I've been clicking through various strips and crying with laughter all morning.
My whole life, I've never loved anything else.
Oz ,'Him'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Nora Deirdre - Feb 08, 2008 5:00:55 am PST #8254 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Emily - Feb 08, 2008 5:01:25 am PST #8255 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Oh, Courtney B. Vance. So stern. So prosecutorial and insistent on material evidence.
Prosecutorial isn't a word? Say it ain't so!
lisah - Feb 08, 2008 5:03:47 am PST #8256 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
23 5 year olds. Because if it comes to being swarmed by tiny opponents, I quickly lose any moral center I may have.
Me too! Although, I'd be completely overwhelmed if they figured out how ticklish I am.
The thing about that quiz, and any quiz that has a body type question, is that I never feel like my body type is represented. Chubby, yes, but also kind of athletic. Chubletic should totally be a category!
I hung out with (allegedly) the Youngest Sword Swallower in the US last night! I love sword swallowing! Not that it's something I'd ever want to try myself. Or lightbulb eating or any of those things.
Jesse - Feb 08, 2008 5:07:05 am PST #8257 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I always want to pick the choice between "average" and "overweight," but it doesn't usually exist. Ah well.
Prosecutorial isn't a word?
I'm charging you with prosecutorial misconduct!!!
msbelle - Feb 08, 2008 5:10:37 am PST #8258 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I seem to think that I am a gospel chior today and will not stop singing "Life every voice and sing". I was just walking down the hall doing the hand claps on the held notes.
lisah - Feb 08, 2008 5:13:42 am PST #8259 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I always want to pick the choice between "average" and "overweight," but it doesn't usually exist.
And I never know what "average" really means. I mean, I guess I am just about "average" weight and height for an American woman (according to the CDC [link] but that also means that I weigh too much for my height.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 08, 2008 5:13:42 am PST #8260 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Nora, that was frelling hysterical! I bookmarked that web site - will have to peruse more of it when I can.
Jesse - Feb 08, 2008 5:15:49 am PST #8261 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
And I never know what "average" really means. I mean, I guess I am just about "average" weight and height for an American woman (according to the CDC [link]) but that also means that I weigh too much for my height.
Yeah, exactly. I think I'm demographically average as far as my dress size, but somehow I don't think that's what people mean. OK, that link tells me I'm almost exactly the size of the average US man. Interesting.
Nora Deirdre - Feb 08, 2008 5:19:28 am PST #8262 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Nora, that was frelling hysterical! I bookmarked that web site - will have to peruse more of it when I can.
My work here is done.
shrift - Feb 08, 2008 5:21:04 am PST #8263 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I think that link was for the BMI, which is pretty wack.
I woke up and felt icky, which then upgraded to OMG I Want To Die, and now after coffee is back to just icky. Anytime someone has looked at me too long this morning, I've wanted to snap, "WHAT?"