23 5 year olds. Because if it comes to being swarmed by tiny opponents, I quickly lose any moral center I may have.

Me too! Although, I'd be completely overwhelmed if they figured out how ticklish I am.

The thing about that quiz, and any quiz that has a body type question, is that I never feel like my body type is represented. Chubby, yes, but also kind of athletic. Chubletic should totally be a category!

I hung out with (allegedly) the Youngest Sword Swallower in the US last night! I love sword swallowing! Not that it's something I'd ever want to try myself. Or lightbulb eating or any of those things.

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I always want to pick the choice between "average" and "overweight," but it doesn't usually exist. Ah well.

Prosecutorial isn't a word?

I'm charging you with prosecutorial misconduct!!!

I seem to think that I am a gospel chior today and will not stop singing "Life every voice and sing". I was just walking down the hall doing the hand claps on the held notes.

I always want to pick the choice between "average" and "overweight," but it doesn't usually exist.

And I never know what "average" really means. I mean, I guess I am just about "average" weight and height for an American woman (according to the CDC [link] but that also means that I weigh too much for my height.

Nora, that was frelling hysterical! I bookmarked that web site - will have to peruse more of it when I can.

And I never know what "average" really means. I mean, I guess I am just about "average" weight and height for an American woman (according to the CDC [link]) but that also means that I weigh too much for my height.

Yeah, exactly. I think I'm demographically average as far as my dress size, but somehow I don't think that's what people mean. OK, that link tells me I'm almost exactly the size of the average US man. Interesting.

Nora, that was frelling hysterical! I bookmarked that web site - will have to peruse more of it when I can.

My work here is done.

I think that link was for the BMI, which is pretty wack.

I woke up and felt icky, which then upgraded to OMG I Want To Die, and now after coffee is back to just icky. Anytime someone has looked at me too long this morning, I've wanted to snap, "WHAT?"

I think that link was for the BMI, which is pretty wack, I think.

As do I.

Possibly it's just me, but someone just sent me a request by including an e-mail I wrote from last summer, only altering the text for their own ends without bothering to mention that they'd done so.

Sure, it's a small thing, but I'm kind of hugely pissed. Problem is, I don't know how to reply with "please don't alter the text of my e-mails" without sounding like a bitch.