I could take 26, although I'm wondering about the cup question. You can still hit people in the groin if they're wearing cups. Firstly, that force still goes somewhere, so you're injuring around the nutsack. Secondly, you can use a groin kick to set things up, including a second groin kick now that you've moved the cup out of position with your foot.

However, for 5 year olds, I guess they're protecting our crotches, not theirs. I'd love to see if the algorithm is anything other than random.

Congrats on the new eyes, bon bon!

Those are the ones I bought, Jobst. Cost me about $30 at Horton & Converse.

I got 20 5-year-olds, for whatever it's worth.

Cost me about $30 at Horton & Converse.

Which one do you shop at? Federal & Wilshire is open till midnight, which is perfect for me. They're used to me and my million drugs from a million doctors, and even are completely sangfroid should I cry while picking up drugs.

Yesterday there was a new kid who was peppy and trying to make conversation and talk about krav and when I was paying he said "These tights are $71.95, you know?" in a weird tone. Luckily the other customer was being distractingly annoying, or I'd have had to kill him.

22 five year olds. Not bad.

I only got 12! I'm LAME.

sangfroid

I can not get the proper pronunciation of that into my head for the life of me.

I can not get the proper pronunciation of that into my head for the life of me.

And you with the French heritage. Shame!

I can take on 29 five year olds.

That sounds about right. I can fend off about twelve 9 to 10 year olds as experienced from various post game melees at Little League. (Tackle the Coach being a favorite activity.)

Using a smaller child as weapon is key.

Because you have moral qualms don't you, Jesse? It's ok, you can admit it here.

Because you have moral qualms don't you, Jesse? It's ok, you can admit it here.

Yes. Also because I'm untrained and out of shape.