I keep reminding myself I love other peoples' kids. I love 'em as much as I would my own, but I DON'T HAVE TO BEAR THEM.
Which is to say..when and who next would someone give me a room to totally dart in and out and play total unparent?
Everyone's getting spanked but me.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Jan 02, 2008 6:39:50 pm PST #556 of 10001
tommyrot - Jan 02, 2008 6:42:54 pm PST #557 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We need a series of pneumatic tubes to shuttle Buffista babies from one house to another....
megan walker - Jan 02, 2008 6:43:38 pm PST #558 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Fuckity fuck fuck. It looks like I must have dropped my new monthly pass while running for my MUNI train tonight.
megan walker - Jan 02, 2008 6:46:39 pm PST #559 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
And yet, as bad as that is for my budget right now, this?
Despite the Burkes' "high moral and ethical standards," he said, the New Jersey state constitution declares that "no person shall be deprived of the inestimable privilege of worshiping Almighty God in a manner agreeable to the dictates of his own conscience." Despite Eleanor Katherine's tender years, he continued, "the child should have the freedom to worship as she sees fit, and not be influenced by prospective parents who do not believe in a Supreme Being."
Makes me a billion times madder.
sarameg - Jan 02, 2008 6:47:56 pm PST #560 of 10001
There totally needs to be a baby delivery device. If only so I could have a lucrative career as a baby-nanny.
Oh, damn, megan.
Have I ever said how happy I am to have met you? Cause I am.
Kat - Jan 02, 2008 6:53:44 pm PST #561 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I wouldn't send you Noah, sara. But I wouldn't mind you camping out with us for a while so you can play with Noah and snuzzle Grace. AND this is where the inexpensive pedicures in the massage chairs are.
Also, Cashmere, that's a giant compliment. Thanks!
Megan, that sucks!
megan walker - Jan 02, 2008 6:57:38 pm PST #562 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
The best part is, even if someone turned it in right away, and I can tell them exactly when and where I dropped it, they won't give it back to me. 'Cause then everyone would do that.
ETA: Now trying to calm down by looking at all the cuteness--more babies stat!
sarameg - Jan 02, 2008 7:00:22 pm PST #563 of 10001
Oh, sucker that I am, I'd take Noah even without the massage chairs. Cause he's a dream. And I AM A SUCKER. If my suckerifficness bore fruit, I'd be deluged with nephews and Noah and Grace and Allyson's niecphewlets and Cash's kids and and ..I'd be insane. And buried in children. Happily. Damned economy and capitalism and all that shit that make me fond of my ridic salary.
lori - Jan 02, 2008 7:06:42 pm PST #564 of 10001
megan, did you see tommyrot's edit that the New Jersey thing was from 1970? Which doesn't take away the suckiness of losing your MUNI pass, but it's something.
More babies: the sleeping mouthbreather, puppydog head tilt.
megan walker - Jan 02, 2008 7:10:47 pm PST #565 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
That's what I get for skipping ahead in my rage.