Yeah, its almost impossible to exercise enough calories away to make a difference. If you build muscle you'll burn them more efficiently but you still have to restrict intake seriously to lose any weight.
It occurs to me I'd make an awful Mother. I'd let them do almost anything if it was cute. As long as it didn't threaten their lives I'd probably laugh when they were bad. As they got older I'd give them all the chores I hate.
They WOULD be good cooks though -- they'd be doing stuff in the kitchen from the time they could snap the ends off of beans and husk corn. Heh. We'd end up eating lots of beans and corn. And peas! I haven't had shelled peas in ages. It would be a little kitcheny sweatshop to be sure.
Awww. Doggy wakes up boy and saves him from fire: [link]
My "you need to be here for this section of the meeting to answer any questions that may pop up" has turned into "you're presenting, have fun."
And it was at 9, then it was at 11, and I think I'm back to 9.
I have a really good sandwich for lunch, though. And an office door to close.
I would want to wear three of those scrabble rings for my three initials...and then I'd look tough.
The linked-to page ( [link] ) isn't loading, but this Digg discussion lets you see some of the quotes anyway: "100 Greatest Quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms"
Is this more sad than funny or more funny than sad?
"am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed."
This one's great:
"The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don't think that's right. We know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English.
It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English."
Paranoid much?
"They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of atheists stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods."
And this exchange is very sad:
HOVIND: One thing is for sure, if you do nothing it will probably get worse. But it is surprising, if you do nothing with cancer your life expectancy is somewhere between 6 and 10 years. If you take chemo your life expectancy is between 1 and 2 years.
WOMAN: They want her to take radiation. And that is my greatest fear. I believe the FDA about as much as I believe in evolution.
HOVIND: There you go. [...] I think the last thing I would do would be to take the medical profession's approach.
WOMAN: Well, that's what I'm saying too.
I have a user who needs to stop flipping out like a mammal over a non-issue.
French fries were tasty, but are not doing much for my rage.
French fries were tasty, but are not doing much for my rage.
Wow.
I guess even french fries have their limits.
I am so disillusioned right now.
Gah. That last quote reminds me of Allyson's neighbors.
