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Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Mar 08, 2008 10:09:51 pm PST #9271 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Now I'm trying to decide what to wear to the sex club

I think you should wear The Red Dress.

Of course, I think you should wear it all the time.

But that's just me. Me and the sixty or so other people at that F2F.


meara - Mar 08, 2008 10:27:35 pm PST #9272 of 10001

I wore the red dress to the company christmas party. Of course, they laid me off a month later...

I ended up wearing the black pants. It was fine. Sadly, the evening was rather boring and the only reason I wasn't home before midnight was that traffic was ass.

Note also: while there is something to be said for being one of the hottest people in the club, and also for being WITH the other hottest people in the club....that also means that when you turn your head, there are two kinda unfortunate women who have been tied up together on a thing while a man who looks like he used to be a 70s porn star (but while he still has the same HAIR, is now 30 years older, and paunchy) whips them. It was just unpretty. Mostly because of his AWFUL HAIR. Though, thank god, HE was clothed, at least.


Pix - Mar 08, 2008 10:41:48 pm PST #9273 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Yum red dress. Blech hairy, old dom. Sorry the night wasn't more fun, babe.

Okay, so I think I need to go to bed. I've now finished 48 of 61 comments, so I only have 13 left for tomorrow. I did 16 today. Brain leaking out ears again. Night (or morning or afternoon), everyone.


Laga - Mar 09, 2008 12:05:21 am PST #9274 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

we're watching Freaks and Geeks. Everyone is so darling I may pop. James Franco! Linda Cardellini!


Stephanie - Mar 09, 2008 12:22:28 am PST #9275 of 10001
Trust my rage

poor meara!

Poor Kristin! Are you sleeping yet?


Jessica - Mar 09, 2008 4:38:57 am PDT #9276 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I was FIVE minutes from walking out the door to go to karaoke, and they called and said they weren't going. Mind, I turned down an invite from the lovely JZ to go see Sweeney Todd at the Red Vic, because flaky friends confirmed that they'd be going to karaoke.

I'll go to karaoke with you! Just give me a sec to find my TARDIS...


Jessica - Mar 09, 2008 4:40:11 am PDT #9277 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And apropos of nothing, catching up on The Sarah Connor Chronicles while in the middle of rereading Neuromancer is a REALLY fantastic way to make yourself pointlessly nervous about going online to mention it.


WindSparrow - Mar 09, 2008 4:43:50 am PDT #9278 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

meara, it is so wrong that a night out at a sex club should be boring. Bleurgh on the old dom. Bleurgh.

connie, I'm glad everything came out ok. Why, yes, I did have to make that joke.


Fay - Mar 09, 2008 6:08:45 am PDT #9279 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I think you should wear The Red Dress.
Of course, I think you should wear it all the time.

But that's just me. Me and the sixty or so other people at that F2F

Even though it's too late, I had to chime in and agree with Trudy. Although I'm sure the black pants were awesome.

...whilst I'm all 'Yay, Go Meara!' wrt the whole fabulousness of your life, it occurs to me that I'm fairly sure I would be supremely embarassed in a sex club. I'm a touch embarassed by this realisation, but I feel certain that it's the truth. I can pretty much SEE it in my head, and it plays out like a scene from Ugly Betty in terms of excruciating yet comedic fish-out-of-water-ness.


sumi - Mar 09, 2008 6:25:27 am PDT #9280 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

My friends Dalmation was the 158th Jack.