Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Jan 04, 2008 2:02:03 pm PST #915 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oddly, this is not about b.org....

Whatever Happened To All The Real Bitches?

These days, bitching is low-fat, decaffeinated and kick-free. Worse than that, it is, above all, phoney. Though the great bitches of Hollywood were dressed to kill and magnificently shallow, there was something incredibly honest about them - whether they were real, like Bette Davis, or imaginary, like her character Margo Channing in All About Eve. In the old days, a bitch came on with all guns blazing, talons sharpened and a neon sign a mile wide above her head: No loyalty expected or given. She may have been a gold-digger, a back-stabber or a ball-breaker - but she was never a hypocrite. She got a tremendous kick from being a bitch and didn't care who knew it.


Laga - Jan 04, 2008 2:10:27 pm PST #916 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Hey I went to the dentist and it wasn't that bad. I only have four cavities (really, I thought this number was going to be much higher) and my gingivitis is only mild to moderate. The new dentist says that most of the stuff the old dentist was trying to get me to agree to was unneccesarry and he is totally cool with working with my insurance to fix stuff over time. Yay!


beth b - Jan 04, 2008 2:12:27 pm PST #917 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

good dentist!

hoorary for Suzi.

and now I have pictures to imagine that I'm sitting on a beach... thanks, vw!


Laga - Jan 04, 2008 2:15:08 pm PST #918 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Yes and I forgot to bring my insurance information but they were able to look it up by my empolyer and calculated what I'll owe for my next visit and it's a beautiful office overlooking a busy street in Manhattan Beach plus the dentist posts his underwater photography all over the place so there's always something interesting to look at. Anybody else need a new dentist near Los Angeles?


EpicTangent - Jan 04, 2008 2:19:21 pm PST #919 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Did anybody else read too fast and get startled that Laga's dentist was posting underwear?


Laga - Jan 04, 2008 2:25:46 pm PST #920 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Did anybody else read too fast and get startled that Laga's dentist was posting underwear?

it's worse than that. All of the fish are stark naked!


vw bug - Jan 04, 2008 2:32:09 pm PST #921 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Also, I notice you take pictures of your food too! People laughed at me for documenting what I ate while in Budapest.

Well, hell yes! I mean, I want to remember it!

In I am idiot news, I just dumped a glass of water all over the bed. Oops.


beth b - Jan 04, 2008 2:35:13 pm PST #922 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Did anybody else read too fast and get startled that Laga's dentist was posting underwear?

yup

hair dye - a reason to scrub the bathtub


beth b - Jan 04, 2008 2:57:43 pm PST #923 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

debating what to do for dinner

it really shouldn't be diner ....right?


EpicTangent - Jan 04, 2008 3:12:31 pm PST #924 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Aw, beth's got my underwear readin' back.

A diner sounds good for dinner to me.

Matter of fact, a girlfriend I've been trying to get together with for an age is using my "Woman on the Verge" day as an excuse to get her pain in the rear husband to watch the kids tonight so we can go out. ("She's really having a rough day, she needs me!") I told her I could cry over the phone if it would help her case. Maybe we should go grab a diner dinner.