Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 07, 2008 10:11:50 am PST #9131 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Where have Bitches had luck finding nude fishnets?


Toddson - Mar 07, 2008 10:12:57 am PST #9132 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

(very tempted to make rude jokes here)


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2008 10:17:19 am PST #9133 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fishnets, fishnets, nudie, rudie fishnets....


Aims - Mar 07, 2008 10:18:01 am PST #9134 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

narrows eyes

Not that I blame you, mind.

I have a wedding tomorrow and my dress is navy and white and my shoes are red patent leather with peep-toes. It's March and my legs are negative color. I was hoping some nude fishnet stockings would be easy to find.


sj - Mar 07, 2008 10:21:42 am PST #9135 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Aimee, I can sometimes find them at department stores or maybe Victorias Secret, although I can't find them on their website.


Aims - Mar 07, 2008 10:23:47 am PST #9136 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

This dress: [link]

These shoes: [link]


Aims - Mar 07, 2008 10:24:12 am PST #9137 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Thanks sj! I'll head over to Vicki's. I found some on their website.


Pix - Mar 07, 2008 10:25:38 am PST #9138 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I'm sorry you're having such rotten luck with apartments, sj. Fwiw, I would definitely complain.

So, update on Byron. They are definitely tumors, but I won't get results back until Monday about what kind of tumors. The vet said that they felt like they would need to be surgically removed, she just doesn't know how aggressive they are going to have to be with the surgery. Monday seems far away right now.

And I feel horrible, because part of this terrible feeling in the pit of my stomach is thinking about how much money this is going to cost. $150 today was already painful. Thank god for credit cards, I guess.


Ginger - Mar 07, 2008 10:29:02 am PST #9139 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm sorry, GC. It's so hard to lose a pet and y'all have had so much to deal with in the last few years.


Miracleman - Mar 07, 2008 10:29:49 am PST #9140 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Man...

One thing about Michigan that I never noticed as much in California is the bullshit inter-collegiate rivalry.

One of my co-workers recently got accepted to U of M which...good for him. I don't give a shit. Congrats and stop blocking the fucking coffeepot already.

Natch, he has to put some banner or pennant...possibly a shrine to Bo Schembechler...something to proclaim his awesome U of M-ness. And, natch, some asshole has to come by and say "Hey, congrats on getting into U of M...but MSU is better."

Then "friendly" "clever" banter ensues.

Seriously, get over it. Or at least make it not so banal for the rest of us who don't give the tiniest of shits whatsoever.

MSU Guy: Hey, U of M, congratulations... (grabs keyboard and CRACKS it across U of M Guy's face. Then he tips U of M Guy out of his office chair as the poor fucker clutches at his broken jaw and viciously pummels him, ending by jamming a fax machine up U of M Guy's ass) Hail to that shit, "victor valiant"! Ha!