O god, I am surrounded by idiots. If I was doing CS, it might make sense (the callers, not the workers).
DumbAssDirector (we'll use the initials JD so as to hide his true identity): O_A, I need to record my monologue for the show I'm doing at another theater, when can we go into the studio?
me: well, we are in tech this week, so maybe Tuesday?
JD: but I need to learn the lines this weekend. When are you sitting at your desk today, can't we take the five minutes to record then.
me: I'm not at my desk. I'm in tech.
JD: what??!!?? ALL DAY!?!?!
Me: yes. I was here until midnight last night, and I will be tonight too.
JD: what about tomorrow???
me: I'll be in tech until 10pm.
Mind you, he's an old director who has been a part of many-a-productions. Even ones at our theater, where I sit ALL OF TECH in the house working. Just proves he's a dumbass and doesn't pay attention to anyone but himself.
I won't even share the comment he made about erin_o. Clearly there is no love loss between those two.
MM, how does that stabby stabby McStabbity stab thing go? I'll need some more of it for the SM too. She's driving me nuts!