I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2008 9:38:19 am PST #8572 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is it a good or a bad thing when the jokes upon your death write themselves?


beth b - Mar 04, 2008 9:40:37 am PST #8573 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

[link]

I can't believe how something under 400 words tried to kill me. I guess because I was writing about something I knew nothing about ( chess) .


sumi - Mar 04, 2008 9:43:12 am PST #8574 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Yeah, my first response was OMGWTFFailed Saving Throw!!!!!11!

Whoever linked the news over at WX used the "failed the saving throw" line. Apparently, pretty darn irrisistible.


Aims - Mar 04, 2008 9:47:19 am PST #8575 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Gary Gygax

Ahem ... I are lazy and no want to google. Who is Gary Gygax?


Tom Scola - Mar 04, 2008 9:49:01 am PST #8576 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Gary Gygax invented Dungeons & Dragons.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 04, 2008 9:49:32 am PST #8577 of 10001
What is even happening?

Teppy, this COMM of yours speaks for me:

Here's the thing about "lol" -- I'd say that at least 50% of the time I see it used, it's used in a context that doesn't make any sense to me. Like, it's supposed to indicate that someone is (at the very least) amused, if not literally laughing out loud, right? So then why do people write things like:
"So then I just put my jim shooz on lol and laced them up and went to the grocery store lol!"
Because -- WHAT THE FUCK IS FUNNY ABOUT THAT?!? I have a good sense of humor, goddammit! But your excessive and a-contextual "lol"s are driving me apeshit!
Ahem. Thank you for letting me get that off my chest.

Each day, I see more and more people using "LOL" as a punctuation mark, and forget about the apostrophe catastrophe; don't...even......get..me,..started....on . . ..ellipsis....abuse..


Atropa - Mar 04, 2008 9:50:10 am PST #8578 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Ahem ... I are lazy and no want to google. Who is Gary Gygax?

passes Joe smelling salts, for this will surely cause him to pass out

My darling Empress, Gary Gygax is the man who created D&D. Who pretty much created the fantasy role-playing game industry, and is thus indirectly responsible for my meeting Pete.


Aims - Mar 04, 2008 9:50:10 am PST #8579 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Gary Gygax invented Dungeons & Dragons.

Ahh....


Aims - Mar 04, 2008 9:50:50 am PST #8580 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My darling Empress, Gary Gygax is the man who created D&D. Who pretty much created the fantasy role-playing game industry, and is thus indirectly responsible for my meeting Pete.

Awww....


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2008 9:52:21 am PST #8581 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

and is thus indirectly responsible for my meeting Pete.

Of course, this means you'll have to bring him back as a zombie to thank him.