how about a little perplexity this morning? From the imdb news...
Socialite Paris Hilton has defended herself against criticism of her extensive pet collection, insisting she only owns 17 dogs because they keep breeding. The Simple Life star is currently at the centre of a new Los Angeles Department of Animal Services investigation after recently boasting about her pooches on Ellen DeGeneres' TV talk show. But Hilton claims her brood keeps growing because she doesn't want to separate newborn pups from their parents. She says, "They keep having babies and I feel bad to give them away because I feel like, if I had a baby and someone gave it away it would be mean."
Huh?
Has she not heard of taking animals to the vet and getting them spayed or neutered?
Or possibly isolating in-heat bitches from un-neutered males?
Frankly, if Paris Hilton had a baby and somebody gave it away, it might just be the best possible thing for said baby.
If Paris Hilton had a baby and someone gave it to the dogs to raise, it might be an improvement.
It might be kind of fun to force said boss to participate in PowerPoint Karaoke.
no, it wouldn't. He's such a pompous ass that he wouldn't get the irony. and hey, why let him ruin my fun. He already ruins my work.
Hey Omnis, if you're around, I just got called by JG, looks like I'll be designing Imagine.
Ok. I'm off to play with little kids. Hopefully that job will go better than today's other job.
can't read it - i guess I should get on LJ - but if your fear instinct or creep o meter is high - you really can't go wrong by following it.
kitty ma~~~
My cat would not be a better mother than Paris Hilton, but honestly, I don't think he'd be worse , either
