Frankly, if Paris Hilton had a baby and somebody gave it away, it might just be the best possible thing for said baby.
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If Paris Hilton had a baby and someone gave it to the dogs to raise, it might be an improvement.
It might be kind of fun to force said boss to participate in PowerPoint Karaoke.
no, it wouldn't. He's such a pompous ass that he wouldn't get the irony. and hey, why let him ruin my fun. He already ruins my work.
Hey Omnis, if you're around, I just got called by JG, looks like I'll be designing Imagine.
Ok. I'm off to play with little kids. Hopefully that job will go better than today's other job.
can't read it - i guess I should get on LJ - but if your fear instinct or creep o meter is high - you really can't go wrong by following it.
kitty ma~~~
My cat would not be a better mother than Paris Hilton, but honestly, I don't think he'd be worse , either
If Paris Hilton had a baby
She apparently doesn't know where babies come from.
~ma for GC and two- and four-legged family. The universe needs to lay off them for a while.
The universe clearly doesn't listen to me, because I just got back from having the bonding replaced on my other broken tooth. For those of you following along at home, in the last six months, I've had two teeth pulled, including a bone graft for one so that there's something to attach an implant too, and the bonding on both of my front teeth, which were broken in my most spectacular accident, has broken off, one a couple of weeks ago and one this weekend. The dentist did halve the price because of my frequent-flier status.
vw, what everyone else said. Ugh - the whole thing sounds completely creepy and awful.
Fay, wowza! So pretty!
I was sent home early from jury duty so I went and got a new haircut. Which, as usual, means that most of the remaining color was trimmed off. Which means my real question is, should I spend the rest of my free afternoon attempting platinum blonde? Or would that be insane?
It's sooooooooooo tempting. And I figure if it looks terrible, I can just put blue on top and pretend like it never happened.
Speaking of Paris Hilton and babies ...
In my head, you will always have blue hair.