I think Tom still wins for best smile: [link]
Thank goodness, since that way it distracts the eye from the sight of my mutant-looking claw.
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I think Tom still wins for best smile: [link]
Thank goodness, since that way it distracts the eye from the sight of my mutant-looking claw.
From beneath you, it devours.
Hey honey?
Nevermind.
Nevermind...what? What should I nevermind?
Are we now NOT screwed? Is the screwage over? A non-event?
DON'T TOY WITH ME WOMAN!!
Oh, Joe. You are screwed. No doubt about it. Not sure why this time, but there must be a reason out there somewhere.
Our financial situation no longer resembes the woman in the sex club scene from "S7ven".
TCF just hadn't updated yet. Yours and mine are there.
Oh. Well, good.
Whew, even.
Oh, Joe. You are screwed. No doubt about it. Not sure why this time, but there must be a reason out there somewhere.
Well, if you find that reason, let me know, wouldya? Also, the name and address of person responsible for screwage would be nifty.
Also, the name and address of person responsible for screwage would be nifty.
in order to obtain this information, you'll need to phone customer service and begin the request process...
Eta: that wasn't me. it was the drugs.
in order to obtain this information, you'll need to phone customer service and begin the request process...
Some guy in accounting will call you back.
Ask for "Joe", he'll remember you.