Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Tom Scola - Jan 04, 2008 9:03:13 am PST #826 of 10001
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.

From beneath you, it devours.


Aims - Jan 04, 2008 9:13:35 am PST #827 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hey honey?

Nevermind.


Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 9:24:35 am PST #828 of 10001
I can do this all day

Nevermind...what? What should I nevermind?

Are we now NOT screwed? Is the screwage over? A non-event?

DON'T TOY WITH ME WOMAN!!


SuziQ - Jan 04, 2008 9:25:58 am PST #829 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Oh, Joe. You are screwed. No doubt about it. Not sure why this time, but there must be a reason out there somewhere.


Aims - Jan 04, 2008 9:28:13 am PST #830 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Our financial situation no longer resembes the woman in the sex club scene from "S7ven".

TCF just hadn't updated yet. Yours and mine are there.


Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 9:32:42 am PST #831 of 10001
I can do this all day

Oh. Well, good.

Whew, even.

Oh, Joe. You are screwed. No doubt about it. Not sure why this time, but there must be a reason out there somewhere.

Well, if you find that reason, let me know, wouldya? Also, the name and address of person responsible for screwage would be nifty.


hippocampus - Jan 04, 2008 9:38:23 am PST #832 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Also, the name and address of person responsible for screwage would be nifty.

in order to obtain this information, you'll need to phone customer service and begin the request process...

Eta: that wasn't me. it was the drugs.


tommyrot - Jan 04, 2008 9:39:17 am PST #833 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

in order to obtain this information, you'll need to phone customer service and begin the request process...

Some guy in accounting will call you back.


-t - Jan 04, 2008 9:40:34 am PST #834 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ask for "Joe", he'll remember you.


hippocampus - Jan 04, 2008 9:41:27 am PST #835 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

hee.