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Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Feb 26, 2008 10:45:44 am PST #7745 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Are you going to be stuck working sixteen hour days the whole time, or are you going to be trapped with nothing to do? [Don't know which would be worse.]
From what he's told me, he's working flat out from the time he gets up at 8pm to the time he falls asleep at noon the next day.


Miracleman - Feb 26, 2008 11:09:40 am PST #7746 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Things I Have Dealt With Today:

-Waking up late, thus waking Aimee up late and rushing everyone out the door into the freshly fallen 5" or so of snow.

-Cat vomit on bed.

-Twenty minutes of screaming toddler, culminating in a TV unplugged as punishment and the hilarious ending of conflict/tantrum with said toddler muttering "But...I don't...need a nap...anymore..." as she drifted off to much-needed nappage.

-Toddler awakening and dragging a chair across the living room and putting her Batman doll in a bowl next to the front door in the space of time it took me to put a load of laundry in the machine.

-Somebody so desperate to shovel my walk for $5 that they wandered into my backyard (notably bereft of a walk to shovel) to peek in the windows to see if anyone was home before nerving himself to knock on the front door and ask if I wanted my walk shoveled. I told him "no, thanks, I will take care of it myself with the shovel sitting next to the front door in plain sight and if you walk in my backyard again I may kill you dead and feed you to my beagle."

Things I Have Not Dealt With Today:

-Someone...anyone...calling and saying "We got your application and resume and we would like to proclaim you our king."


Glamcookie - Feb 26, 2008 11:14:15 am PST #7747 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

{{{MM}}}

juliana (and any other Minnesotans): hog pile or dog pile? Also, is it duck, duck, goose?


vw bug - Feb 26, 2008 11:22:39 am PST #7748 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

There is a screaming child in the hallway outside the honors lounge. This does not bode well for me completely my project that I needed to have done, oh, several hours ago.


juliana - Feb 26, 2008 11:32:02 am PST #7749 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

juliana (and any other Minnesotans): hog pile or dog pile? Also, is it duck, duck, goose?

I've heard dog pile. Also, though "duck, duck, goose" is the One True Way, Minnesotans insist on perverting it to "duck, duck, grey duck". I know not why. Buncha snow-bound freaks.


Rick - Feb 26, 2008 11:33:26 am PST #7750 of 10001

juliana (and any other Minnesotans): hog pile or dog pile? Also, is it duck, duck, goose?

In my Minnesota home town it was dog pile and duck, duck, grey duck. I think that the latter is a well-known Minnesota oddity.

Edit: Snow bount freaks! How soon they forget when they move to California. Still, Grey Duck x-post!


vw bug - Feb 26, 2008 11:33:41 am PST #7751 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Minnesotans insist on perverting it to "duck, duck, grey duck". I know not why. Buncha snow-bound freaks.

Yes! I never understood this.


SailAweigh - Feb 26, 2008 11:34:53 am PST #7752 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Minnesotans insist on perverting it to "duck, duck, grey duck". I know not why. Buncha snow-bound freaks.

Fortunately, the loonacy stops at the Minnesota-Wisconsin state border.


Typo Boy - Feb 26, 2008 11:35:10 am PST #7753 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Damn, ND and KristenT. I'm voteing for the "make the bastards walk the plank" plan.


Glamcookie - Feb 26, 2008 11:35:57 am PST #7754 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

GF grew up in MN and says hog pile and duck, duck, grey duck. Interesting. Also, anyone know when duck, duck, goose/grey duck came into being? At a meeting I was just in, those born pre-60 (with no children) had never heard of it!