my shake was too small and now it's gone. Wah!

Now I need a chocolate malted

Well, damn.

ND has been awake more than 24 hours (they were working graveyard shift right up until they disembarked this morning), and he was hoping to catch at least a little sleep on the flight back home from Orlando. He just called to say that his flight, which was supposed to leave hours ago, got cancelled due to mechanical difficulties, so he's been trying to find another way home ever since. He's on stand-by now for an oversold flight to Vegas that will, in theory, connect him to an LA flight. If he doesn't get this, he won't be able to leave until tomorrow morning. I'm shaking my wee fist at the universe right now. I haven't seen him since very early on the 9th, and he's only home until March 5th before he leaves for another three weeks. Damn it.

ugh that sucks

In other Bitchly news, Ultrasound Nails Location of the Elusive G-Spot. This is a news article, yet the accompanying picture is arguably NSFW.

He got too much luck on the flights over there the last few times. He should have saved some. :: Shakes fist at planes with KT ::

Thanks to all you choco folks, I'm craving choco now. I think there is some in the kitchen, but iTunes has me very unmotivated to move right now. My god id3 tag editing, making sure every track has a picture, rating tracks, etc is very consuming.

I'm having math problems. We're collecting for charity at work right now and we will be rewarded with money to spend on a party. The reward is $100 per item sold to 100 guests. So if we sell two items per 100 guests we get $200.

Based on that I feel it's fairly simple that if we have sold 420 items so far and our total attendance is 5129 then 420/5129 or .08 is our items per guest. Can I multiply that by 100 to get our items per 100 guests? And therefore would our reward be about $800?

People keep telling me it's not that simple and are coming up with their own formulas resulting in rewards ranging from $400 to $1200. Would someone please tell me I'm right & if not, please explain where I messed up.

I will leave the math to the mathy among us. My brain is leaking out my ears right now.

ND texted to say he had no luck on the flight, so he's stuck in Florida until tomorrow. Bummer.

quick Kristin! Stick some bananas in your ears. You won't be able to hear but at least it'll keep your brains in.

Laga is so helpful.

That really sucks that ND won't be able to get home until tomorrow. Poor sleepless guy.