Bwah! I got the funniest card from my little brother. Jim is the same age as me for 18 days, then I am older than him again. As in, we were born less than a year apart. Anyway, it cracked me up, including the alternate ending. [link]
Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.
Lorne ,'Time Bomb'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laura - Feb 23, 2008 3:31:17 am PST #7443 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
WindSparrow - Feb 23, 2008 4:09:09 am PST #7444 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Oh, Laura. That's... that's... the best take on that opera since Bugs.
hippocampus - Feb 23, 2008 4:16:07 am PST #7445 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Who wants to bet our realtor hasn't steped foot inside the house in months?
I think I'm going to call the realtor and see what she has to say.
that she has been secretly being Sox's "realtor" also? Seriously?!?! What in the h do you people have going on that is taxing your time? Too many house closings? No? What.
t /cranky
Cashmere - we had a conversation with our "realtor" (in public, in front of several people who could make his life ugly) where I asked him to do a bunch of things for us (like break a sweat). Amazingly enough, it took witnesses, but he did them. I think it's a tree falls in a forest thing. The witnesses are key. Is there someone who can check in on your person/house every once in a while?
DavidS - Feb 23, 2008 5:45:20 am PST #7446 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Lee - Feb 23, 2008 5:46:50 am PST #7447 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
The thing is much freakier in person. I think that is part of its powers.
SuziQ - Feb 23, 2008 5:47:54 am PST #7448 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
That links needs to be labeled NWS. Or something.
Survived night one without Belinda visiting me. I made sure my door was closed nice and tight.
Cashmere - Feb 23, 2008 5:52:49 am PST #7449 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Sox, I think she wrote us off because we refused to spand money on some of her minor suggestions, like channging light fixtures, etc. And she knows we're 1000 miles away.
But we used HER contactor and her carpet dude. There hasn't been a single showing. Not that it would show well with the crap work done or the giant pile of trash in the hall.
I'm going to spring a trap for her since she is unaware I'm in town. I'll ask her if she's seen the work that we were told was completed (and we sent the final payment for). If she lies to me, that's it. She's done.
Honestly, she should be happy we've got the buyout. Especially in this market.
Cashmere - Feb 23, 2008 5:52:55 am PST #7450 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Aaaaaaaaaaaa! Belinda burns my eyes!
I have a cousin named Belinda.
hippocampus - Feb 23, 2008 5:59:47 am PST #7451 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Honestly, she should be happy we've got the buyout. Especially in this market.
abso-frigging-lutely
go trap! choose trap!!! (If she does lie to you, you may also be able to provide feedback on her to your re-lo company.)
Belinda is freaky enough on the internets... in the flesh? er, fur? er, whatever? cannot fathom.
::runs away to baltimore, where freaky = true::
vw bug - Feb 23, 2008 6:04:41 am PST #7452 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Cashmere, that's ridiculous. I'm so sorry you're having to deal with this.