went to GI doc today following up on my little trip to the hospital 2 weeks ago. It appears my little trip to the hospital cost me 10 pounds! Woot! That said, this doc wants to run a whole new battery of tests. Bad news, I gotta drink a ton of barium again. Good news is, it doesn't have to be with a tube up nose/down throat. (most focus on good news). So, two more days off of work over the next two weeks. Fun. Joy. Rapture. Sometimes I really hate my body.
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
omnis_audis - Feb 22, 2008 2:27:35 pm PST #7404 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
d - Feb 22, 2008 2:36:57 pm PST #7405 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
omnis, sorry your woes continue. I sort of feel bad about my feeling better.
This week was crazy. I was supposed to order stuff to be here for Tuesday. I didn't. Guess I'll try to get a few things as workarounds and just order for the future.
Aims - Feb 22, 2008 2:39:50 pm PST #7406 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
That weekend was such a blast.
I never have found the picture of me and Julie Benz. It would amuse me to no end to see how funny we look for lo! She is fucking wee. It could probably be called "Amazon and Pygmy."
Susan W. - Feb 22, 2008 2:42:59 pm PST #7407 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
t baseball
I love Ichiro so much:
"If the other corner outfielders have too much speed and too much ability and try to do too much, it's hard for me,'' he said.
Can't wait to see you in April, you sexy little arrogant ball-hog, you.
t /baseball
DCJensen - Feb 22, 2008 2:55:56 pm PST #7408 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Drunken driver reports self to 911: [link]
Cashmere - Feb 22, 2008 3:06:28 pm PST #7409 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
OMG. My nephew, who's only 22 (the one with the stripper baby mamma and 2 year old daughter) just found out that he has ANOTHER 2 year old daughter just weeks older than his firstborn. This one by a woman he was forced to get a restraining order against.
My poor sisiter is crushed.
She already has one grandson by her other son that she doesn't see because that babymamma is keeping him away. (Althoufg other nephew is taking her to court about that.)
It's like a Jerry Springer special starring my family.
DavidS - Feb 22, 2008 3:07:26 pm PST #7410 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It's like a Jerry Springer special starring my family.
How come you're so sane?
vw bug - Feb 22, 2008 3:08:51 pm PST #7411 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Daniel, that's almost as good as this one: [link]
Cashmere - Feb 22, 2008 3:17:52 pm PST #7412 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
That's an excellent question, Hec. My new theory is that I was snatched as an infant from Seattle and my secret twin, Plei, and placed with some scary but sweet Midwesterners.
SuziQ - Feb 22, 2008 3:20:49 pm PST #7413 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Shall we ask Suzi to pack an exorcist in her carry-on for you?
Too late, I'm already here and without my holy water. She did show me where Belinda is hiding and all I have to say is that she better STAY PUT!