I forwarded the gear thing to one of my bosses, who laughed as soon as he saw it (he was a mechanical engineer at one point).
Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Feb 21, 2008 5:12:14 pm PST #7294 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Laga - Feb 21, 2008 5:15:56 pm PST #7295 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I wouldn't have noticed if I hadn't been told there was a problem. On the other hand I can see myself noticing if I was stuck on a transit platform waiting for a train with nothing else to occupy my attention.
Vortex - Feb 21, 2008 5:22:18 pm PST #7296 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I'm with laga.
sj - Feb 21, 2008 5:33:37 pm PST #7297 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
We booked the trip to Texas tonight! It better be warm when I get there because I am done with this winter. I already have my older nephew booked for a whole day of fun. I can't wait to be able to spoil him again! The little one I'll see during the day while his brother's at school.
Laga - Feb 21, 2008 7:32:46 pm PST #7298 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
hee dee hee dee hee dee. I love it when scammers fail.
Guy tells me the matinee manager promised him free tickets.
Do you remember who you talked to?
No but he was about this tall.
He?
Yes, he had black hair.
Sorry dude. All of our managers are female.
omnis_audis - Feb 21, 2008 8:14:48 pm PST #7299 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Laga, that is CLASSIC! Awesome sleuth work.
DCJensen - Feb 21, 2008 8:18:44 pm PST #7300 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Sigh. Andi won't let me practice my impersonation of Elmer Fudd singing "White Wabbit Rabbit."
Hil R. - Feb 21, 2008 10:19:44 pm PST #7301 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
So I'm the only one who found it funny in that context?
Nope. I laughed too. And also had no problem picturing it.
Today was a stupid day. I woke up late, and was rushing to get to the class I was supposed to teaching. The class was on the other campus, so I had to take the shuttle to get there. I tried to run to the shuttle, but running in the cold air gave me an asthma attack. Stopped into my office for a second to grab some books that I needed, and asked my officemate if he could telephone the other campus and ask someone there to tell the students that I'd be there. Apparently, the message never made it there, because when I got there, the students were gone.
Then I went to the health center, because I needed to take care of some paperwork, and for some reason the doctor gave me a talk about birth control.
Sparky1 - Feb 22, 2008 1:15:28 am PST #7302 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Woo-hoo! I get a snow day today!
Strix - Feb 22, 2008 2:33:26 am PST #7303 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Me, too! Second day in a row!
Of course, this means more days in summer at this point, but...snow day!!