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Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Feb 21, 2008 7:32:46 pm PST #7298 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

hee dee hee dee hee dee. I love it when scammers fail.

Guy tells me the matinee manager promised him free tickets.

Do you remember who you talked to?

No but he was about this tall.

He?

Yes, he had black hair.

Sorry dude. All of our managers are female.


omnis_audis - Feb 21, 2008 8:14:48 pm PST #7299 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Laga, that is CLASSIC! Awesome sleuth work.


DCJensen - Feb 21, 2008 8:18:44 pm PST #7300 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Sigh. Andi won't let me practice my impersonation of Elmer Fudd singing "White Wabbit Rabbit."


Hil R. - Feb 21, 2008 10:19:44 pm PST #7301 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

So I'm the only one who found it funny in that context?

Nope. I laughed too. And also had no problem picturing it.

Today was a stupid day. I woke up late, and was rushing to get to the class I was supposed to teaching. The class was on the other campus, so I had to take the shuttle to get there. I tried to run to the shuttle, but running in the cold air gave me an asthma attack. Stopped into my office for a second to grab some books that I needed, and asked my officemate if he could telephone the other campus and ask someone there to tell the students that I'd be there. Apparently, the message never made it there, because when I got there, the students were gone.

Then I went to the health center, because I needed to take care of some paperwork, and for some reason the doctor gave me a talk about birth control.


Sparky1 - Feb 22, 2008 1:15:28 am PST #7302 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Woo-hoo! I get a snow day today!


Strix - Feb 22, 2008 2:33:26 am PST #7303 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Me, too! Second day in a row!

Of course, this means more days in summer at this point, but...snow day!!


Frankenbuddha - Feb 22, 2008 2:38:37 am PST #7304 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It is already snowing here. It wasn't supposed to start until this afternoon. If it starts early, that means it ends early, right?

t /demented optimism


Sparky1 - Feb 22, 2008 2:46:14 am PST #7305 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

This is my first snow day in 20 years. The puppy and I just got back from exploring the yard encased in ice -- she's got herself backed up to the radiator now.


sj - Feb 22, 2008 2:49:31 am PST #7306 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

It is already snowing here. It wasn't supposed to start until this afternoon. If it starts early, that means it ends early, right?

I hope so. Otherwise the commute home is going to suck for people. I couldn't convince TCG to take a sick day.


Jessica - Feb 22, 2008 3:54:14 am PST #7307 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Brooklyn schools are closed, which means so is daycare. Which I just found out now (having gotten to work an hour ago) because it didn't even occur to me to listen to the radio this morning to find out.

Oops. I guess I'll either be leaving early, or DH will bring Dylan here on his way in to work.