Text message exchange...
K-Bug: Ya know what's great? Being home alone.
Me: Awww. Ya gonna vacuumm nekkid?
K-Bug: Too cold for that.
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Text message exchange...
K-Bug: Ya know what's great? Being home alone.
Me: Awww. Ya gonna vacuumm nekkid?
K-Bug: Too cold for that.
Little Miss Muddy Face:
Good puppy!
I just had lunch with Maria
Lucky!
I cannot get enough of that pup!
I just had lunch with Maria, and I can't believe it took us a year to tear ourselves away from our respective desks to do so. Craxy!
Hey, I'm even closer to you than Maria, and you never want to have lunch with me! mopes
BTW, I sent you something to the takoma pk addy. I hope that's still good.
Lucky!
A major benefit of living here, I agree.
bonny, do you have any time this weekend? I'll introduce you to the pup, and Bart can ask her if she's ever going to learn to behave.
I sent you something to the takoma pk addy
I got it! I'm so sorry I forgot to say so! Thanks!
and you never want to have lunch with me!
We three should have lunch!
We three should have lunch!
mopes
Yes! I do have time this weekend and would love to roll around in puppy. I'm prepping for my 12th annual Oscar party (how does a woman who hasn't owned a tv in that many years do it? A very generous friend a block away...every year, he schleps it over, bless him).
Other than that, I'm free. Ping my profile addy and we'll find a time...preferrably when you can take advantage of the Market!
mopes
four!
I got it! I'm so sorry I forgot to say so! Thanks!
no, I'm sorry it took so damn long to get it to you :)
four!
HaHA!
I can't cite my source, I'm remembering an NPR interview I heard over a year ago, but I think the sex offender statutes are so broad, and the Megan's Law website so misleading, that a guy who was arrested for masturbating in his car appears to have been convicted of sex with a minor under the age of 14.