Forget the sticks - it's OMNIS WITH A FACE! YAY!!
You're talking to Serenity. And, Early... Serenity is very unhappy.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Feb 15, 2008 11:42:00 am PST #6725 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
omnis_audis - Feb 15, 2008 11:44:40 am PST #6726 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Cell Phones!
I almost forgot. A couple years ago I was designing (sound) a show for a director who is rather clueless. It was set in England. And there was a bit with the cell phone going off. The director, being the ass that he was, insisted that it had to be the ring-ring.....ring-ring... cadence like a landline. I tried to explain to him that the cell would be anything the user wanted it to be. He didn't believe me. So I posted the question to a Sound Designers users group, and asked the Brit folks to confirm, so I could show dorko director. Of course a MILLION stories came out, and this was my fav. An older lady on the tube (didn't specify age, but not some young rebel). In an escalating tone and volume coming from her purse "answer the fucking phone...Answer The Fucking Phone... ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE!". She fumbled and fumbled and couldn't get it out in time, the whole while blushing and apologizing.
omnis_audis - Feb 15, 2008 11:46:12 am PST #6727 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Forget the sticks - it's OMNIS WITH A FACE! YAY!!:: blush :: Ya like? It just came in. It was on back order. Silly thing got routed through Chicago via UPS ground. Hello! SNOW! Took FOREVER to get here. But yes, I'm very happy to have a face.
beth b - Feb 15, 2008 12:23:11 pm PST #6728 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
yay Omnis picture
today I have 1) gone to the dentist for 3 cavities, 2) been to the pharmacy 3) gone to the grocery store 4) picked up giant redwood branches that were all over my yard and on my roof for the really scary wind on wednesday night.
brenda m - Feb 15, 2008 12:35:22 pm PST #6729 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Forget the sticks - it's OMNIS WITH A FACE! YAY!!
Seriously! Yay for people having faces!
Pix - Feb 15, 2008 1:07:15 pm PST #6730 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
beckons javachik enticinglyNO STEALING THE JAVACHIK!
:: blush :: Ya like? It just came in. It was on back order. Silly thing got routed through Chicago via UPS ground. Hello! SNOW! Took FOREVER to get here. But yes, I'm very happy to have a face.Hee. You make me laugh, ya big dork.
Pix - Feb 15, 2008 1:25:52 pm PST #6731 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Coffee: Jilli, Pete, & Plei, insent.
omnis_audis - Feb 15, 2008 1:44:20 pm PST #6732 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Hee. You make me laugh, ya big dork.was it the joke or the face. I really hope it was the joke.
Speaking of. Reading a script for new kids show at the end of the season, and this joke is in it:
what's the difference between boogers and broccoli?Kids don't eat broccoli!!
So I read it to co-worker. Who responds with this gem... (O god it's so bad I'm gonna white it, don't read this if child abuse triggers you): Eating broccoli is like anal sex, the more you force someone to do it as a kid, the less they will like it as an adult !!
See, this is the work environment I have. no wonder I'd never survive in the corporate world.
Pix - Feb 15, 2008 1:46:03 pm PST #6733 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Oh omnis, nasty. I'm very glad you white-fonted that "joke" your co-worker told you, because that is pretty fucking offensive.
You might want to put a "don't read this if child abuse triggers you" flag up there.
And I wasn't laughing at your face, ftr.
javachik - Feb 15, 2008 2:00:31 pm PST #6734 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
beckons javachik enticingly
NO STEALING THE JAVACHIK!
Awww, y'all are making me feel loved. Thankee. (Maria, too).