Hee. You make me laugh, ya big dork.
was it the joke or the face. I really hope it was the joke.
Speaking of. Reading a script for new kids show at the end of the season, and this joke is in it:
what's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids don't eat broccoli!!
So I read it to co-worker. Who responds with this gem... (O god it's so bad I'm gonna white it, don't read this if child abuse triggers you):
Eating broccoli is like anal sex, the more you force someone to do it as a kid, the less they will like it as an adult !!
See, this is the work environment I have. no wonder I'd never survive in the corporate world.
Oh omnis, nasty. I'm very glad you white-fonted that "joke" your co-worker told you, because that is pretty fucking offensive.
You might want to put a "don't read this if child abuse triggers you" flag up there.
And I wasn't laughing at your face, ftr.
beckons javachik enticingly
NO STEALING THE JAVACHIK!
Awww, y'all are making me feel loved. Thankee. (Maria, too).
So, in all of the craziness that is my life right now, I just got offered another job...one I wasn't even looking for or at. I told her I'd have to take some time to think about it, and that I couldn't even start that thinking until I'm feeling better. She's ok with that, so, we'll see.
Holy cow VW. It's like sunshine in the rain. Go you for getting a job you didn't apply for. Now, get better garrum it! You got us all worried.
It's like sunshine in the rain.
Maybe. Although, my plate is quite full right now. But, on the other hand, there's a possibility that part of the job would be teaching some literature and writing to a 9-year-old, which would be quite fun. But, plate=very full. Though, it's quite flattering to even be asked.
is it enough of a job to replace another? or two? to maybe, lesson the work load?
No. It's probably 3-5 hours per week...maybe up to 10. I could do it instead of the tutoring, but I'm committed to that through the end of this semester...
But, on the other hand, there's a possibility that part of the job would be teaching some literature and writing to a 9-year-old
In the continuing adventures of
Misparsing by Polter-Cow,
I read this as "[teaching some literature] and [writing to a 9-year-old]." I thought, "Hey, writing to a 9-year-old would be fun!"
sssssh. I'm leaving work early. Screw it! Nobody is here. And i'm tired of reading scripts.
