Yeah, I cook and they either eat what is served or they cook for themselves. I truly love having capable sprog.

During my pregnancies I had to have a nutritionist give me a diet per doctor's orders because of the diabetes. Neither my OB or the nutritionist had any problem at all with vegetarianism.

Idiots. During an interview with a potential pediatrician the dude told me he wouldn't have my child as a patient if I were vegetarian during my pregnancy because it was so unhealthy. And I ate eggs and cheese! Needless to say, he wasn't selected. And my healthy boys didn't get meat or dairy until after they were 2 years old.

Yeah, but look how scrawny and weak your boys turned out. Clearly you stunted their growth with your "vegetarianism" and "health food."

who think we're oppressing the cuddly cows

Okay, but you have to admit, they are cuddly. In a massive way. I mean, I had roast beef for dinner, but I still went, "awwww" at all the calves I passed driving home.

This world, it does my head in.

I eat cows because they were mean to me when I was a kid. Some sort of karma....

FCM:

• Tim the Enchanter
• The Black Knight
• That Knight with the Three Heads

How about that whole castle full of lusty women?

I'm beginning to think that castle was a myth. Perhaps designed to keep us clomping those coconuts....

Right now is the calm before the storm. I'm in Orlando until I board the ship on Thursday. At the moment I'm sipping a yummy mohito and waiting for my yummy Cuban dinner to arrive.

I hate you a little bit right now. Want mojito. Want Cuban food.

I eat cows because they were mean to me when I was a kid.

I eat cows because my father, grandfather and two great-grandfathers would haunt me if I didn't. Also, I've spent a lot of time around cattle and a lot of time around vegetables. Vegetables are smarter.

I think vegetarianism is a great thing, as long as you're not one of those people who think it means living on cheese pizza.