does "real" "creme" have any real cream in it anyway? Probably not
Until about 15 or so years ago, the "creme" in Oreos was lard mixed with sugar. The "creme" in Twinkies still is. (It wasn't, for a year or two, and then they switched back. I'm still annoyed at myself for not trying one during the year or so that they were vegetarian.)
I am extremely phobic of rats. To the point that I had a panic attack and hyperventilated during the scene in Interview With The Vampire when Tom Cruise takes a bit out of one. (There are a few Buffy scenes that I still haven't watched with my eyes open. And one Angel scene that left me shivering for a good half hour.) I cannot live in places with giant rats.
I kind of want to go on one of those foraging tours of Central Park, where the guy shows you which plants in the Ramble are edible. Sounds neat. I'd worry about pollution and chemicals, though.
I really don't want to be at the airport. I really don't want to be gone until Feb. 24.
I don't want you to be gone, either. Safe flight, love.
is it possible that the east coast twins of GC & GF's asshats are the ones who put a contract on our house?
feh. I could kick things.
happy saturday peoples. may there be good weekend ~ma for everyone.
and may it rain anvils on asshats
is it possible that the east coast twins of GC & GF's asshats are the ones who put a contract on our house?
Am I the only one picturing some guy in snakeskin shoes creeping up behind Sox's house in a dark alley and putting a bullet in its head?
Am I the only one picturing some guy in snakeskin shoes creeping up behind Sox's house in a dark alley and putting a bullet in its head?
this may be remarkably (and hilariously) close to the truth.
Poor NoiseDesign. Poor Kristin.
What am I forgetting? I am open to any and all suggestions. I have lived with cats before but a cat has never been my sole responsibility.
Ok, things I don't see on your list: the plastic rings from milk jug caps, an empty box [link] a paper grocery bag, and a laser pointer.
You probably already know not to play with the cat with your bare hands, but when you went shopping, did you see all those "kitten mitten" glove thingies with extended fingers?
You may end up wanting a second litter box, because some cats prefer to pee in one place and poop in another.
It might be a good idea to invest in a really comfortable pet bed so you have somewhere to sleep when kitty takes over your bed. You know, just in case s/he doesn't share well.
That's all I can think of to add to your list.
Happy birthday, Suzi!
Note to self: If you think something like, "I'd better put that package of toilet paper up because the dog might get to it," act on that thought. I have a toilet paper snowpocalypse.
eta: I'm so sorry, Erin. Is there a fund set up for the family?
