Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Feb 08, 2008 4:02:35 am PST #5795 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well for a minnit there I was wondering what favorite charities of The King you all were walking for. "Save the peanut butter and banana sandwich"? "Society for the Preservation of Jungle Rooms"?


tommyrot - Feb 08, 2008 4:09:59 am PST #5796 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Elvis did have a rather nice jungle room....


Fay - Feb 08, 2008 4:46:41 am PST #5797 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Our Beloved King, otoh, has several rather nice jungles.


Miracleman - Feb 08, 2008 5:28:09 am PST #5798 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I was wondering what favorite charities of The King you all were walking for. "Save the peanut butter and banana sandwich"? "Society for the Preservation of Jungle Rooms"?

As a public service, he made several contributions to the "Home for Television Victims of Gun Violence".


tommyrot - Feb 08, 2008 5:36:06 am PST #5799 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, he also contributed to the charity of "Friends of Mine who Need New Lincoln Continentals."


Trudy Booth - Feb 08, 2008 6:06:52 am PST #5800 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I SO want an "I Love The King" hat.

Because in NYC? Only a few people would get it.

Including my one doorman. Who would do a doubletake that would snap his neck.

I bet if I got Thai food wearing an "I Love the King" hat it would be the BEST thai food ever served in New York.


Fay - Feb 08, 2008 6:15:17 am PST #5801 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

email me your postal addy, Trudy, and it's yours!


Vortex - Feb 08, 2008 6:15:47 am PST #5802 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Gorilla paintings! As in, paintings by gorillas. they've even been named by the gorillas. V. cute.


Toddson - Feb 08, 2008 6:16:44 am PST #5803 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Trudy, just make sure the people where you get the food actually LIKE the king. Not liking him may be why they're in NY and not Thailand.


Daisy Jane - Feb 08, 2008 6:24:14 am PST #5804 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

That cartoon pic Fay just posted reminds me! I get a consult for my new tattoo tonight! Eeeep! All I have to bring with me is a stick figure sketch and 2 Botticelli prints.