I swear. Some of the people I work for are trapped in some developmental stage where they want people to hand them things and say "this is your milk. this is your cookies. you're the bestest smartest little boy in this office." ::pat pat pat::

I wonder if it's a male attorney thing. Reading that makes me so happy that I'm not working under the Big!Boss!Attorney any more. SIGH OF HAPPINESS.

We're teching in "Charlottes Web". The gal playing Charlotte has a vocal delivery that reminds me of Ms Chablis from "Midnight in the Garden of Good & Evil". Something tells me that wouldn't be something an actress would want to hear. Also, the gal playing Fern is very hot. But when she's in the Fern outfit, I'z feel very pervy cuz she looks WAY young. So. Not. Fair.

vw - those are totlly sugar.

Edit: Why is this dress [link] so cute and only available in MY size and Joe loses his job Friday so there's no way in hell I should buy it??

Edit: Why is this dress [link] so cute and only available in MY size and Joe loses his job Friday so there's no way in hell I should buy it??

Because the internet is cruel that way.

You want to know what else is cruel? Mr. Toto Man. He has decided that even though it's just raining that there MUST be a thunder storm. So, he's in his little thunder storm panic, which includes, pawing at the side of the bed to get up on bed. Mom picks him up. He cuddles for exactly 3 seconds, while he determines the world is ending, and he goes and jumps off the bed. Then he pees to let me know how freaked out he is. Two seconds later, he's back pawing at the side of the bed.

This has been going on for a half hour now, and I only finally fell asleep around 11:00 p.m. Tomorrow morning is gonna be rough.

purty dress, Aimee.

I wonder if it's a male attorney thing. Reading that makes me so happy that I'm not working under the Big!Boss!Attorney any more. SIGH OF HAPPINESS.

I've had women do it too. Its this weird urge to be taken care of. Like, handing them things they can reach and stuff. I doubt its exclusive to Attys... but I don't personally know.

No, I haven't figured out the knitting. I dropped it only to get further frustrated in trying to set up my new tivo.

Things That Are WRONG Like a WRONG THING:

1) I got asked out tonight by a woman who is old enough to be my mom

2) JCrew swimsuits are cheaper than Lands End ones

3) Target doesn't really sell hardly any one piece swimsuits unless you're plus sized (and while trying on swimsuits is making me feel both enormous and flat chested, I am not yet plus sized)

Skipping seven zillion posts.

I got my blood test results back from the doctor, finally. Hormone levels are screwed up -- he thinks it's PCOS. Yikes.

Nora, the most recent book that I read that was just curl up on the comfy couch with a beverage and never want to stop was The Thirteenth Tale: A Novel by Diane Setterfield. It was very booky. The main character grew up in a bookstore. It was a very pleasant read.

I saw that in an airport, and it looked really neat. Is it as cool as it sounds?