Oh, poor Sox! Fast recovery wished.
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Fortune cookie:
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
How is that a fortune?
Best get well wishes to Sox!
GC, sorry about your bathroom remodel problem. How frustrating!
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
How is that a fortune?
It's not a fortune cookie; it's a platitude cookie.
You can't get fortune cookies with actual fortunes anymore. Umm... somebody might sue!
It's a "you're fortunate" cookie.
Annabel recently got a fortune saying her endeavors were going to prosper. Which I expect means she'll soon be able to play all the boards on her Clifford phonics game without help as well as making continued progress in the "scare parents by attempting headstands on the couch" department.
Whitefonted for Intestinal Icky:
last night I had gas so bad that I couldnt' sit or lie or anything. I was shivering and sweating at the same time. I have no idea what the hell happened
and the gas wouldn't... vent
as it were
This morning at five thirty I called the pharmacy and staggered over there and got some drugs. which helped by seven or so. it was one of the more painful events of my life. It wasn't just my abdomen, it was all up my back too.
So I'm home today. turns out my boss DID come in, boy is she going to be mad. man. I can hardly care at this point. I finally woke up at 3:30. I guess a night of sleepless agony really takes it out of a girl.
I'm hungry, but I don't know what to eat. the heck? Because if something else is going to make me want to explode? dont wanna do it
I have a too much stuff problem. Grrrrr....
I have to do some shredding. I really enjoy the saltuation on the paper shredding company's email:
We look forward to handling your destruction needs.