Giles: I'm sure we're all perfectly safe. Dawn: We're safe. Right. And Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. Tara: It sounded convincing when I thought it.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Jan 02, 2008 11:04:14 am PST #521 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Reason number 577 why I love my neighborhood...

I had to run MANY errands today, what with the being essentially out of the country for 17 days starting tomorrow. I had them all planned out, and essentially went in a big circle around the city. My third to last stop was for a pedicure, which I left in flip flops (it's like 17 degrees here). Next was the pharmacy. I picked up my prescriptions and went to leave when the pharmacist that I love yelled from behind the counter, "Valerie! Get some socks on!"

Then it was off to the library to return, well, overdue library books. Dropped them off and turned to leave...got almost out the door when the librarian I know (who was on the phone when I dropped off the books) yells, "Valerie! Where are your socks? You're going to freeze to death!"

I may live in the city, but I live in a very small neighborhood.


Sparky1 - Jan 02, 2008 11:04:28 am PST #522 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Nora, peace to you and yours. {{}}

I should put the puppy down and work on unpacking a box or two, but she's warm, fuzzy and snoring in my lap. It seems a shame to disturb her. (Spoiled? No, of course my puppy isn't spoiled. Why do you ask?)

Sox's DH just called to ask how we were feeling, because Sox is in the ER, having come down with some sort of bronchial-feverish-stomach-ick plague since they left here on Sunday. Wish her luck and re-hydration ~ma.

Reported by Sox's DH:

Iris: Why are we here?

SoxDH: (Explains mom is a patient and they have to wait for a doctor.)

Iris: I don't have any patience!

(Iris' grandmother has picked her up and taken her home.)


§ ita § - Jan 02, 2008 11:09:03 am PST #523 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, poor Sox! Fast recovery wished.


Glamcookie - Jan 02, 2008 11:15:24 am PST #524 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Fortune cookie:

You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.

How is that a fortune?


lisah - Jan 02, 2008 11:22:31 am PST #525 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Best get well wishes to Sox!

GC, sorry about your bathroom remodel problem. How frustrating!


Steph L. - Jan 02, 2008 11:23:59 am PST #526 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.

How is that a fortune?

It's not a fortune cookie; it's a platitude cookie.


Laga - Jan 02, 2008 11:24:34 am PST #527 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

You can't get fortune cookies with actual fortunes anymore. Umm... somebody might sue!


§ ita § - Jan 02, 2008 11:28:22 am PST #528 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's a "you're fortunate" cookie.


Susan W. - Jan 02, 2008 11:29:57 am PST #529 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Annabel recently got a fortune saying her endeavors were going to prosper. Which I expect means she'll soon be able to play all the boards on her Clifford phonics game without help as well as making continued progress in the "scare parents by attempting headstands on the couch" department.


Trudy Booth - Jan 02, 2008 11:57:16 am PST #530 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Whitefonted for Intestinal Icky:

last night I had gas so bad that I couldnt' sit or lie or anything. I was shivering and sweating at the same time. I have no idea what the hell happened

and the gas wouldn't... vent

as it were

This morning at five thirty I called the pharmacy and staggered over there and got some drugs. which helped by seven or so. it was one of the more painful events of my life. It wasn't just my abdomen, it was all up my back too.

So I'm home today. turns out my boss DID come in, boy is she going to be mad. man. I can hardly care at this point. I finally woke up at 3:30. I guess a night of sleepless agony really takes it out of a girl.

I'm hungry, but I don't know what to eat. the heck? Because if something else is going to make me want to explode? dont wanna do it