We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Jan 29, 2008 10:30:59 am PST #4504 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Cashmere, YAY!

Ginger, BOO! Though, that could be a fun trick to teach him!

ION, I love the Internet. Just in case I haven't said it recently. Just tracked down a chapter from a book that hasn't been printed yet--on the author's website. SO fantastic!


tommyrot - Jan 29, 2008 10:47:31 am PST #4505 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I used babelfish to translate into German and back into English:

How much would wood clamp a forest marble animal, if a forest marble animal could clamp wood?

English to Japanese and back:

Which rank wood if as for the woodchuck the woodchuck can install the wood with the chuck, is installed with the chuck?

English to Russian and back:

How much wood woodchuck chuck if woodchuck smog chuck wood?

eta: English to Chinese (traditional) and back:

How many woods can arctomys pat if arctomys can pat the wood?


Jessica - Jan 29, 2008 10:50:01 am PST #4506 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I {heart} Babelfish.


Emily - Jan 29, 2008 11:00:23 am PST #4507 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Hey, my engineering students actually read the article! Well, most of them. And when I tried to get them to do the worksheet, we got sidetracked by discussions of zombies and cloning. So we have to finish up tomorrow.

It's very hard to stay on-topic when you have a roomful of, like, young MMs and Seans and NoiseDesigns.


Miracleman - Jan 29, 2008 11:03:34 am PST #4508 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

It's very hard to stay on-topic when you have a roomful of, like, young MMs and Seans and NoiseDesigns.

RUN! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!! GET OUT!! GEEEEEEETT OOOOUUUUUUUTTT!!!


Emily - Jan 29, 2008 11:07:17 am PST #4509 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

No, they're adorable! It's the high point of my day! I just don't give them sharp objects, and I'm very clear about my rules:

1. Don't get me sued

2. Don't get me fired

ETA: And, honestly, I don't think they have as much energy as you did. Possibly because they don't get to go off-campus and suck down six cups of coffee in the middle of the schoolday!


Cashmere - Jan 29, 2008 11:08:14 am PST #4510 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Somehow, I can't get the sound to work when I play dvds on the ps3. Damn. I'm going to have to call the Geeks after only an hour.


Glamcookie - Jan 29, 2008 11:09:25 am PST #4511 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

OMG, co-worker, stop frickin' screaming into your phone! So annoying!


Miracleman - Jan 29, 2008 11:10:35 am PST #4512 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

And, honestly, I don't think they have as much energy as you did. Possibly because they don't get to go off-campus and suck down six cups of coffee in the middle of the schoolday!

That and the crazy.


vw bug - Jan 29, 2008 11:11:01 am PST #4513 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

And, honestly, I don't think they have as much energy as you did. Possibly because they don't get to go off-campus and suck down six cups of coffee in the middle of the schoolday!

"However much coffee you drink, I want you to cut it in half."

"I don't drink coffee."

I think at least Aimee will know the source...