Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
x-posted with my LJ...
Conversation I just had with my elderly, nosy neighbor (who I love dearly):
A: So, you have boyfriend now?
Me: What?
A: That boy that came to your house. He's your boyfriend?
Me: Oh. No. That's my brother.
A: Oh. That's too bad. Looks like nice boy. So, you have girlfriend instead? You like girls? That's ok now, you know.
Me: What?
A: That girl that was at your house a lot. She's your girlfriend? She's very pretty. I like her.
Me: Oh. That was my former roommate. She was just visiting for a few days.
A: Oh. Too bad. She's very pretty.
Sometimes I'm just a wee bit disturbed by how none of my actions go unnoticed.
We just had a failed attempt to pick up TCG's car. The place that was fixing it is also a gas station, so they said there would be a gas station attendant there we could pay and would have the keys to the car. We got there and no one was there.
It's snowing quite a bit here, and I'm trying to figure out if I should cancel therapy for tomorrow. I didn't go last week, so I should probably go, but I really hate driving in this stuff.
Sometimes I'm just a wee bit disturbed by how none of my actions go unnoticed.
But at least your neighbor is cool with your hypothetical sexcapades, regardless of which gender you pick!
(Seriously, that's making me giggle madly -- your elderly neighbor reassuring you that it's okay if you have a girlfriend!)
ION, I have no idea how it's already almost 3:00, but I suspect that sleeping until noon has something to do with it.
Seriously, that's making me giggle madly -- your elderly neighbor reassuring you that it's okay if you have a girlfriend!
Oh, yeah. It was hysterical.
You like girls? That's ok now, you know.
that's so cute
ION, I have no idea how it's already almost 3:00, but I suspect that sleeping until noon has something to do with it.
Speak it!
I have decided to stay in my pj's all day and watch the Law & Order marathon. We've eaten some Chinese food and are lounging.
Don't wanna go back to the real world tomorrow.
Happy birthday Susan!
You like girls? That's ok now, you know.
Love it. My mother would say something like that.
We've decided to not go out in the snow, so instead of going to see Juno, we're going to re-watch Serenity.
I have decided to stay in my pj's all day and watch the Law & Order marathon.
I have it on in the background as I'm getting ready for my trip. Craziness. I LOVE the ep that just ended. It's one of my favorites.
Oh, Hec! You'd like A too. Before I left she harassed me about getting my hair cut. She thinks it looks better short. She followed that up by pushing my bangs out of my face and saying, "Oh, look! Your face is clearing up."
Who needs a mom when you've got neighbors like this?!
Happy birthday, Susan!
Nora has inspired me to order some Chinese takeout. DH has to get dressed to go get it,but I can stay in my PJs, hooray!
Even though we haven't gotten dressed yet, we've been all productive: put up blinds in the bedroom, vacuumed, started some laundry, got the second phone handset to charge up and emptied one box. Good start to the year.