Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - Jan 24, 2008 6:21:14 pm PST #3864 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

What a dud, omnis. I hope they get rid of the blockage ASAP.


beth b - Jan 24, 2008 6:25:58 pm PST #3865 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

wishing you the best, omnis


billytea - Jan 24, 2008 6:26:47 pm PST #3866 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I am distantly related by marriage to a white american couple who named their chinese baby girl Cinnamon "because of her nice brown color"

But see, they're pro nice brown colour.


Pix - Jan 24, 2008 6:27:12 pm PST #3867 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Tons of health~ma to you, hon. Seriously, let me know if we can do anything.


DavidS - Jan 24, 2008 6:44:46 pm PST #3868 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Aimee's bob looks shiny and sleek and pretty.

My best man's daughter is named India.

I worked for a company famous for it's excellent 800 number customer service.

I am now going to share with you the magic ingredient that made it work: The customer service reps were authorized to fix whatever problem people called in with.

It the CS rep determined that the product was faulty they were authorized to pay for shipping to have it fixed, or if they determined it was FUBAR they were authorized to send a new one. If the customer didn't want a new thingie the CS rep was authorized to refund their money.

And that's all it takes. Of course, the CS reps had regular reports on the fixes they authorized, but if they were considered to be the proper response then they were okay.

That's if the company has a commitment to customer service. I could tell you stories about Nordstrom that would give you a stiffie.


Ginger - Jan 24, 2008 7:27:29 pm PST #3869 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Ack, Omnis. That sucks. I hope you get home soon.


omnis_audis - Jan 24, 2008 7:27:31 pm PST #3870 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

So, latest theory. Might not be blockage, per se. Seems my GI might have had some rotation issues when I was in the oven. Yup, another way my body is a freak. More answers after tomorrow xrays.


Hil R. - Jan 24, 2008 7:39:16 pm PST #3871 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Much health~ma, omnis.

I just skipped a zillion posts. Hope I didn't miss much.

Today, to avoid editing an article that I just can't stand to look at anymore, I used the university's database access to search for every mention of my family in the NY Times, then compiled the list and sent it out to all my relatives. Most of the mentions were fairly innocuous -- birth and death and marriage announcements, stuff like that. A few reports from the thirties of a relative who won a bunch of citywide sports competitions. And then several small mentions of a particular relative that, taken together, can really leave no conclusion other than that he was involved in the mob.


NoiseDesign - Jan 24, 2008 7:44:41 pm PST #3872 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Sorry to hear that you are still stuck in there Omnis. Where are you stuck in the hospital? Down in LB?


omnis_audis - Jan 24, 2008 7:47:01 pm PST #3873 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

hoag in Newport Beach