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Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Jan 24, 2008 11:59:11 am PST #3823 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

My best buddy from law school and his wife just had a baby girl today (10lbs! Not named Shazam, but Darcy.). The baby registry says "feel free to buy things [off the list] you like!" I know from experience (trying to purchase a wedding present) that this is a lie, but I don't like anything that's left on their list.

Such a dilemma.


lisah - Jan 24, 2008 12:04:25 pm PST #3824 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I know from experience (trying to purchase a wedding present) that this is a lie, but I don't like anything that's left on their list.

What's a lie?


Sparky1 - Jan 24, 2008 12:08:29 pm PST #3825 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

That we should feel free to purchase things we like -- these two are very particular.

I guess we can feel free to purchase, but they'll feel free to discard it and tell you how they couldn't possibly find a place for it and gave it away.

Am I bitter about what happened to the very nice wedding present I gave them? Possibly.


lisah - Jan 24, 2008 12:10:47 pm PST #3826 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Just get them a gift card to the place they are registered then?


Sparky1 - Jan 24, 2008 12:15:23 pm PST #3827 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I just picked something close to my price range off their list and sent it. They'll be in a new parent fog and I'm the only one who will care that I didn't make a more personal selection to show them I cared.


tommyrot - Jan 24, 2008 12:34:58 pm PST #3828 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Possible gift for new parents: Safe Baby Handling Tips

In somewhat poor taste....

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SuziQ - Jan 24, 2008 12:41:13 pm PST #3829 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Baby gifts are rough for me. Do I get something uber practical, or do I get something that has meaning. I think my last baby present was a crocheted blanket. But I don't always have time to do that. Bah - I don't think I know anyone who is expecting and who would expect a gift from me.

Well, the work day is almost over. No letter but I did talk with boss-to-be this morning and he was going back and forth with HR over some stuff in it, so I know things are moving along. I think I'm going to work from home tomorrow...


JZ - Jan 24, 2008 12:55:16 pm PST #3830 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Book available here

That's what Emmett got me for Christmas!

Suzi, IME you rock at the baby gift getting. Every single person who's seen Matilda in the little A's cap you got her has swooned over it. Most of them are good and wroth that they can't find it in an adult size.


askye - Jan 24, 2008 12:57:34 pm PST #3831 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Okay so. The job interview went really well.

The interview was conducted by the director of the agency and he was really impressed with the fact I plan to be a librarian. He asked me several questions about it and I related them to work and did the whole "I like to help people find information and resources" and it didn't sound canned. He asked me if I was relaible and what I did when it was slow. Also how I felt about working with people with different education backgrounds and degrees, and I told him that I work everydaywith people who never finished high school and also those who've done post grad work and it doesn't matter to me and I wouldn't treat anyone differently. Other questions included what the retention rate was where I am now he was impressed by that (people only leave when they retire or when spouses move).

I saw my aunt so I gave her a quick hug after the interview.

Then told Mom and we had dinner. I haven't gottne in touch with dad.

BUT!

My aunt called to tell me that through the grapevine she'd heard I was one of the TOP THREE candidates!!!!!!!

Flail!

So continued job ma.

And omigod thanks for all the jobma and prayers up until this point.


amych - Jan 24, 2008 12:59:14 pm PST #3832 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

askye, you rock!