Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Jan 23, 2008 7:58:23 am PST #3594 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Hi MM!

Hey Sean!

But you'd need a priest at hand to do the blessing part.

It seems unlikely they'd play along.

"Bless the snacks! Do it, Padre, I'ma hump your Virgin Mary statue! Do it! BLESS THE CHEESE TRAY!

Good. Now bless the cold cuts."


tommyrot - Jan 23, 2008 8:00:39 am PST #3595 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm surprised the Catholic Church hasn't sent a cyborg priest back from the future to "deal with" MM's blasphemy....

Because MM will end up leading the resistance that defeats PopeNet....


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2008 8:01:09 am PST #3596 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

part of the problem is that the curtain is extra big, and so it bunches up, and then the part that's bunched up -- like gathers or pleats in a skirt -- is what encroaches on my shower space.

This sounds fixable, though - can you replace or even just trim the curtain down to size?

Can you stick extra fridge-type magnets on various critical curtain bunching points?

I think I might try both -- trimming the curtain AND extra bonus magnets.

Yes, these are things that plague my thoughts.

when I'm showering, the shower curtain is contstantly clinging to my gigantic wet ass, and I want to rip it down in frustration.

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Heh. I'm pretty sure that SF has clingy shower curtains, too.


Sparky1 - Jan 23, 2008 8:02:14 am PST #3597 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

::makes note to hitchhike to Outer Banks in April...::

You only have to get as far as DC, and then we'll give you a ride.


Miracleman - Jan 23, 2008 8:02:41 am PST #3598 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I'm surprised the Catholic Church hasn't sent a cyborg priest back from the future to "deal with" MM's blasphemy....

Oh, they did. But they got their idea of its human "look" from Ed Norton in "Keeping the Faith".

I beat it to death with a picture of Ben Stiller. Wasn't so hard.


P.M. Marc - Jan 23, 2008 8:13:59 am PST #3599 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Tep, I can't imagine that you could physically make a full bath smaller than mine! Damn!

5' x 6' is me rounding up. Before we re-did it, we'd bump our knees on the sink if we sat down. The only thing we kept was the tub (because it's deep and old), and fitting the toilet and sink so that there was enough space to get out of the tub involved construction planning Tetris. I should post the pictures before and after one of these days.


Amy - Jan 23, 2008 8:21:06 am PST #3600 of 10001
Because books.

You only have to get as far as DC, and then we'll give you a ride.

My Paul Gross arms didn't work. Hmmm.

Whooot!


Emily - Jan 23, 2008 8:24:01 am PST #3601 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Heh. I'm pretty sure that SF has clingy shower curtains, too.

Yes, but you're not so cold when they do it, which makes the whole thing slightly less "arrrrrRRGHEREKWJHRIOWHFOSIHEROPyPR(EY"y.

I had that problem in Boston. It, in combination with a bad haircut, led me to hitting-inanimate-objects anger, which is pretty rare for me.

Edit: No, wait, Boston had a whole DIFFERENT shower curtain problem! It's my mother's last two houses which had that very same problem, along with a window smackdab in the middle of the shower wall. Oh, and a showerhead affixed roughly at neck-height. She's getting that fixed, which means I'll be able to visit her without dread for the first time in nearly 20 years.


-t - Jan 23, 2008 8:25:11 am PST #3602 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I used to have a bathroom that was too small to close the door if you were standing at the sink (the door would hit you, barely cleared the sink). It was on the second floor and if a truck went by while I was in the tub I would be terrified, thinking the tub was about to crash through the floor.

I don't remember what kind of shower curtain we had. It's possible we just let the rest of the bathroom get wet since it wasn't much bigger than the tub.


P.M. Marc - Jan 23, 2008 8:30:02 am PST #3603 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Our door opens out. No room for it to open in, and not enough room to put in a pocket door in the wall. So if the bathroom door is open, it blocks access to the bedroom.