Well, I stand accused of losing the pre-mojo'ed host that allows our lay chaplains to offer communion when the priest can't be here.
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But it's not flesh of the Savior until the priest does his mojo over it during communion.
Until then it's just kind of a gross, dissolving cracker.
That's the catch I guess.
If you're not a believer it stays bread and wine.
If you ARE a believer you're not going to be making snacks out of one of your most sacred rituals.
I'm off to have my @#$% tooth pulled. A little no complications~ma would probably be in order.
when I'm showering, the shower curtain is contstantly clinging to my gigantic wet ass, and I want to rip it down in frustration.
Ooh, I like that first one, Sparky! Very nice.
We've stayed in Schooner Ridge, which is right on the beach (the development) and has a pool right on the dunes for the whole neighborhood. A lot of the homes have private pools, too. I can't remember who rents the bulk of them -- I think it was something like Carolina Resort Realty. (Schooner Ridge is in Duck, and walking distance to some shops and groceries.)
When are you going?
If you ARE a believer you're not going to be making snacks out of one of your most sacred rituals.
I think you misunderestimate what bored Catholic kids are capable of, even when they are believers.
But you'd need a priest at hand to do the blessing part.
It seems unlikely they'd play along.
And besides, the whole POINT of the ritual is to make a snack.
But you'd need a priest at hand to do the blessing part.
It seems unlikely they'd play along.
Ohhhh! I see what you're saying.
But then........
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NOPE! Not going to go there.
OK, she just came up and apologized "if" she made it sound like she was accusing me of losing/hiding the materials.
And, in case my snark didn't make it clear, I really *wouldn't* be so disrespectful of Catholic beliefs as to chow down on communion elements. Presbyterian with Baptist roots that I am, I don't believe in transubstantiation, but I couldn't work in this department if I wasn't flexible and respectful about the beliefs of others.
ETA Nebbermind. Conversation got all hilarious on me while I was earnestly declaring my Respect For All Peoples.
That's me. Way too earnest for my own good 90% of the time...