Another idea - hang one of those cloth ones on the inside of the plastic one, so there's a non-clingy surface next to you.
I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
brenda m - Jan 23, 2008 7:11:40 am PST #3576 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Susan W. - Jan 23, 2008 7:14:19 am PST #3577 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Sigh.
Why will the volunteer chaplain of the strong perfume not believe me when I say I don't know where the Catholic Ministries supplies that used to be kept in the cabinet by my desk before it was my desk/work area got to? I've told her FIVE TIMES that I was not the one who emptied it out before I moved over here. Does she think I'm deliberately hiding the host in case I get peckish and want some yummy consecrated Body of Christ for a snack? Or that on bad days I'm taking swigs from my hidden stash of communion wine?
Sheesh.
Miracleman - Jan 23, 2008 7:17:15 am PST #3578 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
some yummy consecrated Body of Christ for a snack?
Flesh of the Savior isn't bad with Cheez Whiz.
I'm just sayin'.
tommyrot - Jan 23, 2008 7:40:41 am PST #3579 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Flesh of the Savior isn't bad with Cheez Whiz.
I'm just sayin'.
What goes with the blood of Christ? I suppose you could dunk Twinkies in it....
Sparky1 - Jan 23, 2008 7:41:34 am PST #3580 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Come stay with us, Amy! Don't tell the kids where you're going!
Here's one in Duck: [link]
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Sean K - Jan 23, 2008 7:42:57 am PST #3581 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
But it's not flesh of the Savior until the priest does his mojo over it during communion.
Until then it's just kind of a gross, dissolving cracker.
It is, as MM points out, pretty good with Cheez Whiz.
Hi MM!
Susan W. - Jan 23, 2008 7:45:14 am PST #3582 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Well, I stand accused of losing the pre-mojo'ed host that allows our lay chaplains to offer communion when the priest can't be here.
Trudy Booth - Jan 23, 2008 7:45:42 am PST #3583 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
But it's not flesh of the Savior until the priest does his mojo over it during communion.
Until then it's just kind of a gross, dissolving cracker.
That's the catch I guess.
If you're not a believer it stays bread and wine.
If you ARE a believer you're not going to be making snacks out of one of your most sacred rituals.
Ginger - Jan 23, 2008 7:46:14 am PST #3584 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I'm off to have my @#$% tooth pulled. A little no complications~ma would probably be in order.
Tom Scola - Jan 23, 2008 7:47:46 am PST #3585 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
when I'm showering, the shower curtain is contstantly clinging to my gigantic wet ass, and I want to rip it down in frustration.